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erectoral vote 

A vote cast into a system for a specific candidate based on their sexiness and ability to make others horny on sight.
Man, that chick on American Idol was hot!
She sure earned my erectoral vote!
erectoral vote by MincedFury April 19, 2009

plz vote yes on this 

Fuck jonas because Shawty know i kill people real people
plz vote yes on this plz plz plz plz and Fuck JONAS BROWN

Don’t upvote this I don’t know how to vote 

Don’t upvote this I don’t know how to vote

don't vote 

DON'T VOTE!!!!!!!

Screw the two-party joke of a system!!!

What would they do if nobody but Lenny voted?
Do it,it would be so funny!!!!!

cast a vote for obama 

The act of taking a huge shit!
I'll be right with you, I have to go cast a vote for Obama.

Up or Down Vote 

When a slim marjority demands a vote because their opponent, just barely the minority, is stalling the vote. Used in the most extreme of polarizing issues, nearly exclusively.
The Democrats suck just as bad as the Republicans. Now that they have a slim majority they're pulling the same Up or Down Vote trick the Republicans tried when they were in charge.