vitard

An intellectual investor that specializes in commodity investing and originates from reddit. Led by the Don, vitards ride or die on the steel train, hoping to retire off 1000% gains. Officials known as mods, who oversee vitards, are generally humorless cucks, with the exception of a few truly amazing human beings.

Oh em gee, did you hear about that Vitard who got a 69 bagger on CLF Fds?!

by Nitanta June 21, 2021

Vitamin E2

Vitamin E2 is slang for Ethylamphetamine (especially blue speed, blue Ethylamphetamine). Ethylamphetamine is a stimulant that helps you study, help you concentrate, remember more thing, boosts confidence, give you physical and mental energy, make you talk more and faster, and if you have ADHD it can help you relax.

Tony: I took 25mg Vitamin E2 to exercise. They're grreeeeat!

by CognitiveFuel March 11, 2023

Vito

Kinda a fuck boy wannabe he type hot tho can be a jerk sometimes but for the most part he’s chill and pretty funny

Girl 1:Omg look it’s Vito he’s so hot
Girl 2: yea but he’s such a jerk sometimes

Girl 1: but look at him he’s sexy as fuck!
Girl 2: you’re right I heard his dick is big too

by Kermitjuul April 13, 2019

vitriolage

The act of purposefully spalshing someone with acid with malicious intent. A medical term, not in the Merriam-Webster dictionary.

'Two Face was clearly vitriolized.'
'Vitriolage or not, it was obviously hybrobromic acid.'

by MrMister May 11, 2006

Vitus

Vitus is the G.O.A.T at legit everything, and will beat your ass in anything

Vitus is a G.O.A.T

by thegoatucanthandle August 19, 2020

Vitamin S

Anabolic steroids. The "S" stands for steroids, thus Vitamin Steroids.

Being a body-builder is about genetics and natural physique, not just Vitamin S and HGH.

by knikknax July 18, 2015

Vitamin B

That extra "umph" that people of a certain skin color possess that allows them to soar to the top of high jumps, the end of finish lines, the most baskets per game, and for small skinny guys to bench twice as much as big white guys.

Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt was recently tested for several steroids, after his astounding triple gold medal finish at the 2008 Olympics. Scientists were puzzled by the absence of performance enhancing substances such as desoxymethyltestosterone, or bolandiol, and were shocked to discover enormous levels of Vitamin B in his blood.

Similar examples can be used by replacing Usain Bolt with Michael Johnson, Carl Lewis, Magic Johnson, Tyson Gay, Terrell Owens, Jerry Rice, and That Black Guy.

by FlappingChocoboModel January 21, 2009