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A way to escape, like (see weed). The problems of life slip away, but once reality is back, they hit you in the face like a brick.
mother: why are you on those games all of the time?
son: everything else sucks.
by leah May 13, 2005
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Video games

Jet- "I'm going to kill you."
Bob- "Do it I don't fear death."
Jet- "I'm going to delete all the video games you have."
Bob- "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU ASSHOE!!"
by I am mature 69 June 26, 2018
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video games cause violence

Something shitty af that the media says, they believe we yeet blocks at people after playing 5 minutes of Tetris.
by Deadboydoor517 July 27, 2021
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Video games

A computerized game that is played on a screen. If it weren't for these things, most young guys in America would spend a lot more time masturbating.
I needed an escape from my real-life problems, so I turned on my wii and played video games for awhile.
by Teh goods November 8, 2009
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What is fun to do, but is misunderstood for causing real-world violence (see Jack Thompson). A real video gamer judges video games, not video game systems. Each video game systems has good games and bad games. There is no system that has all good games.
Examples of video games:
Mario, Zelda, Metroid, Tommy Vercetti, Master Chief
by Light dude July 20, 2008
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Where society always blames when a mass shooting happens
News: 17 killed in Stoneman Douglas High School Donald Trump and Politics: It’s these damn video games
by Manwhore55 September 25, 2019
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The 10 Laws of Video Games

10. If you find yourself alone in a house, hospital, city, or underground complex, you're going to die.

9. If you can't find your teammates, they're dead.

8. No violence, no fun.

7. If you have a gun, there is something that wants to get shot.

6. If that something isn't human, it only makes the situation more enjoyable.

5. There are no ugly girls, especially if you're playing as one.

4. It isn't dead if it's still in one piece.

3. The thing you want to find is always on the other side of the map.

2. It takes more skill and talent to play a plastic guitar than a wooden one.

1. Despite how good you are, there is always someone better.
The 10 Laws of Video Games need no example. Play a video game, and you'll see...
by the man who LOST THE GAME January 15, 2009
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