Happy Vertical People Transporters 

elevators that have the ability to see into the future... product of the sirius cybernetics corporation in the science fiction satire "the hitchhiker's guide" by douglas adams....

about the sirius cybernetics corporation..............
It is very easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of (their products) by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all. In other words - and this is the rock solid principle on which the whole of the Corporation's Galaxy-wide success is founded - their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws. "Happy Vertical People Transporters"

Happy Vertical People Transporters by 6*8=42 June 20, 2011

my vertical is 21 centimeters

a random thing my classmate named Lily said

classmate1: woah woah look at this
classmate2: girl what the fuck

Lily: my vertical is 21 centimeters *said Lily aggressively*

my vertical is 21 centimeters by anonymous May 2, 2024

Geeked Vertical 

Geeked Vertical is a high fashion streetwear brand operating out of Atlanta.

geeked vertical; geeked up

Geeked Vertical by Luh Geeky March 12, 2025

Verticulous 

Adjective, a person who is controlling, monotone and humourless. A stickler for the rules, one who somehow overrules everyone and is extremely powerful and intimidating to all around them. Fair and just, they won't settle without a fight.

"wow Holt is so verticulous!"

Verticulous by lennøx April 13, 2020

go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

when someone wants to kill you but cant due to it being against the law, so they make you suffer the most they can

person 1: i think that PBS Kids isnt that good--

person 2: go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

go commit eat tortilla chip vertically by life is pain enjoyer January 26, 2023

Verticality

Gregg Berhalter’s American Soccer System which will tactically revolutionize the US Mens National Team in CONCACAF.

“What is verticality?”
“I don’t know, but Paul Arriola brings it”

Verticality by Calashuayi October 9, 2021

Verticalism 

Verticalism is any form of discrimination or prejudice against shorter people in height, usually in the recreational environment of basketball. Verticalism can take the form of ideas and assumptions, stereotypes, attitudes and practices, physical barriers in the environment, or larger scale oppression. It is oftentimes unintentional and most people are completely unaware of the impact of their words or actions.

Hey Harsha, wasn't Venkatesh being hurtfully verticalist against Aryan the other day? He would continuously and intentionally dunk on him in order to emphasize his height privilege. He even went as far as to call out Aryan's short stature. Do you think he's aware of his verticalism? I hope Aryan's doing okay.

Verticalism by vijaythegoat March 14, 2022