A tree one displays in one's living room in the middle of February. Generally, very similar to a Christmas tree, but much drier. Ideally decorated with small scraps of tinsel, but having a complete set of Christmas ornaments is acceptable. An alternate method of display is to lay it on its side in the front yard.
The proper method of celebrating a Valentine's Day Tree is to stay at least 3 feet away from it and not make eye contact.
A 4th of July tree is very similar, only with brown needles instead of green.
The proper method of celebrating a Valentine's Day Tree is to stay at least 3 feet away from it and not make eye contact.
A 4th of July tree is very similar, only with brown needles instead of green.
by Al Benedict February 5, 2008
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by Proxunum November 5, 2012
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A very handsome Ukrainian man who has great moral values. He cared about everyone around him and anyone he meets. He loves everyone and inspires many. He holds family and respect first. He’s an amazing, hot, and beautiful man inside and out.
Be like Valentin!
by Chmerkovskey March 4, 2019
Get the Valentin mug.When two lovers break up on or just before Valentine's Day. Usually over money, sexual frustrations, or because they don't feel they actually love one another enough to be valentine's day(Love holiday) worthy. Pure stupidity, ladies and gentlemen! Also a leading cause for higher suicide rates around the world at this time of year. Attention Valentine's Day Break-ups are the moves of all things filthy cold and heartless, these kind of people will die alone one day.
Valentine's Day Break-up example 1:
"How was your Valentines Day?"
"John broke up with me."
"What a loser. I'm sorry your sad. You will find someone."
Valentine's Day Break-up example 2:
5 days before V-Day.
"Hey Kate! We Should get together for Valentines Day."
"Sorry Justin, I can't do this anymore, I want to be alone."
"You waited until now to tell me this! WHY?"
"How was your Valentines Day?"
"John broke up with me."
"What a loser. I'm sorry your sad. You will find someone."
Valentine's Day Break-up example 2:
5 days before V-Day.
"Hey Kate! We Should get together for Valentines Day."
"Sorry Justin, I can't do this anymore, I want to be alone."
"You waited until now to tell me this! WHY?"
by BLOodyValenTINE666 February 12, 2010
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Valemount is 35 km from Mount Robson Provincial Park and the famous Berg Lake Trail.
Summer temperatures range from +10ºC to +30ºC on average.
Winter temperature is on average between -30ºC and +5ºC.
BC's Highway 5 runs north to south through the town. It is a 15 minute drive north to Highway 16.
Mt. Terry Fox is near Valemount.
Valemount is 3 to 4 hours away from Prince George, 1 hour from Jasper, Alberta, and 3 to 4 hours from Kamloops British Columbia.
The main sources of income in Valemount are Logging and Tourism.
Valemount is 35 km from Mount Robson Provincial Park and the famous Berg Lake Trail.
Summer temperatures range from +10ºC to +30ºC on average.
Winter temperature is on average between -30ºC and +5ºC.
BC's Highway 5 runs north to south through the town. It is a 15 minute drive north to Highway 16.
Mt. Terry Fox is near Valemount.
Valemount is 3 to 4 hours away from Prince George, 1 hour from Jasper, Alberta, and 3 to 4 hours from Kamloops British Columbia.
The main sources of income in Valemount are Logging and Tourism.
Snowmobilier - Lets go out to Valemount this weekend.
Other Guy - Ok man, I heard the trails were groomed yesterday.
Snowmobilier - Sweet.
Other Guy - Ok man, I heard the trails were groomed yesterday.
Snowmobilier - Sweet.
by Joe Goodell December 9, 2008
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Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States in the fictional world of JoJo's Bizzare Adventure: Part 7 - Steel Ball Run, he wields the stand Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, who can travel from a universe to another by going between two objects, he organized a continental race from San Diego to New York with the help of Steven Steel following the map of Joseph of Arimathea in order to gather the corpse parts which is assumed to be Jesus Christ's corpse, he is killed by Johnny Joestar later in the ending of the part
Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States in the fictional world of JoJo's Bizzare Adventure: Part 7 - Steel Ball Run, he wields the stand Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, who can travel from a universe to another by going between two objects, he organized a continental race from San Diego to New York with the help of Steven Steel following the map of Joseph of Arimathea in order to gather the corpse parts which is assumed to be Jesus Christ's corpse, he is killed by Johnny Joestar later in the ending of the part
by M1co29 July 7, 2020
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by Monkey Man February 2, 2004
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