Skip to main content

Valethole

(va-ley-hohl) n. Those car parking services which seek to provide a customer convenience by blocking (but not using) the close parking spots, stealing your loose change and denting your car…all while you wait.
Mike: Why can't we find a spot to park?
Rick: Those valetholes blocked half the lot. Last time I came here they stole all my change for parking.
by JJE October 12, 2008
mugGet the Valethole mug.

valendy

A sexy ass young male equipped with a terrific stroke on the court and in the bedroom.
That young boy balling, like valendy.

Valendy is so hot
by Valn21 March 14, 2017
mugGet the valendy mug.

Valen

She’s a cute girl with curly brown hair. She usually jokes around a lot but shes a nice caring girl too. Shes in love with a certain someone. Even though she sometimes gives hints of being gay, its a boi. Hehe
Valen is amazing. And crazy.
by Lockstrq February 12, 2018
mugGet the Valen mug.

Valente’d

Bent over a barrel and pegged by a giant wooden club
You got Valente’d!!!

Pronounced val-ent-tayed
by Dubs Dix February 27, 2019
mugGet the Valente’d mug.

Valent

An adjective indicating that someone feels like an outsider within their inner circle of friends. Comes from valence electrons always being on the outside of an atom, even though they are still a part of it.
Jessica: “Do you want to come to my sleepover?”

Tammy: “Do you really want me to? I’ve been feeling kind of valent recently and thought you weren’t going to invite me.”
by ShadowKnight76 June 4, 2019
mugGet the Valent mug.

valemadrista

Person that dont give an actual fuck of whats happening or is about to happen
Pedro: you are a valemadrista that is not good

Jose:i dont give an actual fuck
by Not trk September 16, 2020
mugGet the valemadrista mug.

Valenrosarioo

Valen Rosario is an icon for the city of Berisso. He is well known for being cute and the envy of all. When they see him on the street, people tend to take pictures of him because (obviously) they are in front of an icon. He's very good to everyone except "The Indie Kids" who hate him out of envy. He has done more for the community of Berisso than Seven Sacos.
Valenrosarioo has a really big dick!
by Berisso Ghost October 22, 2020
mugGet the Valenrosarioo mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email