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United Negro College Fund
The last chance, for the African American outcome from the public school systems,to get the chance to go to college.
A organization to help aid the negro society to achievethe goal of higher education through scolarships, grants, and financial aid. Motto-Because a mind is a terrible thing to waste.
A organization to help aid the negro society to achievethe goal of higher education through scolarships, grants, and financial aid. Motto-Because a mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Person 1:"YO man I need to get to college"
Person 2:"Why, do you need help? What's the problem?"
Person 1:"Those racist bastards aren't going to accept a product of the public schooling."
Person 2:"Well you can always apply for a scholarship through the United Negro College Fund"
Person 1:"Good idea because a mind is a terrible thing to waste."
(Both people smile)
Person 2:"Why, do you need help? What's the problem?"
Person 1:"Those racist bastards aren't going to accept a product of the public schooling."
Person 2:"Well you can always apply for a scholarship through the United Negro College Fund"
Person 1:"Good idea because a mind is a terrible thing to waste."
(Both people smile)
United Negro College Fund by Talk to my ass January 5, 2009
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united states of america
Oh god don't get me started on the USA! It's the worst country in the world. Around 3% of them are normal people. The 97% are one or more of the following: "gangstas", racists, gang bangers, dumbasses, over patriotic! Everybody hates america! And they especially hate George Bush. He's ruined that country! Iraq, 9/11, 7/7 all because of USA!
English Representative: Hey ur from the united states of america aint ya! See we english don't speak posh and retarded like we do in ur films!
American Representative: Oh yea. Oh well i am too dumb to think your normal!
American Representative: Oh yea. Oh well i am too dumb to think your normal!
united states of america by I love a good cherry pie to munch away at! June 3, 2007
United States of America
I hate it. The people are dicks and you can't afford anything. I'd leave if I could. If I'm so free how come I can't leave? Because I don't have any money because I refuse to lick their balls and kiss their asses. They are egomaniacs and batshit crazy people all of them. They are all retarded there are some cool ones but most are fucking idiots you wish would drop dead. They are good at pretending though but the country is full of homeless and poor people because there are no jobs and you can't survive on minimum wage. But they'd rather give you a bus ticket out then give you a job. Not that a job would matter because you can't survive on minimum wage. America is a big pile of crap I hate it I'd live in Amsterdam if I could where I could write books.
United States of America by Mehohehmeh July 31, 2009
united states of america
A very large country in North America who consider themselves best in the world. But they are not. All presidents come from rich family because to be president, you need to be rich. If someone criticizes this country, they become angry and say things like "you're just jealous," why the hell would we be jealous of a place where you can't go faster than 55 without being pulled over and everyone solves disputes by waving guns around. They say that they saved the UK's arse (yes "arse" not "ass" ass is a donkey) from invasion in WW2 even though we'd saved our own two years before the US joined when the RAF won the Battle of Britain. They refuse to use the metric system or spell colour properly, full stop (no, not period, that's the blood that comes out a woman every month or so). The US asked us to go to Iraq with them and we did but they thanked us by repeated "friendly" fire. Now they want to pull out and leave us dealing with the mess they created. America think they can push every other country around and most prime ministers obviously agree. If i were prime minister, i'd tell the rich, stupid president a thing or two. For a start, they would have to get their planes the hell out of the UK and our overseas territories!
In conclusion, wouldn't it be great if the government of America collapsed and they could stop being such a hindrance to peace and happiness.
In conclusion, wouldn't it be great if the government of America collapsed and they could stop being such a hindrance to peace and happiness.
united states of america by Hujanika Bolokofpt September 11, 2007
united nations
Terrorist supporting fuckers!
A Racist organization that is vile and corrupt.A CLOWN-puppet of America's mortal enemies that supports terrorists and brutal dictatorial regimes and condemns benign states for minor shit.
AN outright enemy of the U.S. and Israel.
The UN should be evicted from the U.S. and their building demolished.
A Racist organization that is vile and corrupt.A CLOWN-puppet of America's mortal enemies that supports terrorists and brutal dictatorial regimes and condemns benign states for minor shit.
AN outright enemy of the U.S. and Israel.
The UN should be evicted from the U.S. and their building demolished.
Evict the racist,evil UN and demolish the UN building at once!
It should be noted that the incompetent douchebag John Kerry states eerily similar phrasing to Kofi Annan,Jane Fonda and Saddam Hussein.
The UN is a racist cabal of America's enemies whom we rent a building to.
It should be noted that the incompetent douchebag John Kerry states eerily similar phrasing to Kofi Annan,Jane Fonda and Saddam Hussein.
The UN is a racist cabal of America's enemies whom we rent a building to.
united nations by Go straight to hell you fascists September 21, 2004