Turd Merger

When two or more turds come together to form a single unit.

Note: Originally defined by the character Artemis in the hit comedy, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,"

Guy 1: Wow! Did you see that turd merger someone left in the toilet?
Guy 2: Yah that was a beastly piece of crap!

by the Hot Rod enthusiast November 25, 2009

Frank Turner

1. An incredibly talented and underappreciated singer/songwriter from England.
2. To sing loudly enough as to not necessiate a microphone or PA system.
3. To be able to denounce the idea of being a rock star while at the same time be a rock star and make it work.

Person 1: Did you go to that acoustic show last night?
Person 2: Yes but the singer was screaming so much he should have just Frank Turnered.
Person 1: Yes, Yes of course.

by jg89 November 14, 2011

Win da turd

"Win the third period" with a French accent. A phrase spoken by Vancouver Canucks winger Alex Burrows, who was doing color commentary while rehabbing his shoulder.

“All we ‘ave to do is win da turd.”

by neilhd April 7, 2011

Turbulence

That black guy with a beard on tiktok clapping his balls up and down and side to side, creating turbulence

I got so much turbulence
*starts clapping balls up and down*

by eccopulledupinarover11 May 8, 2023

Turtle Fence

A turtle fence keeps turtles from getting hit by cars. It is exactly 3 feet high and most commonly located in Michigan.

Tom erected the turtle fence to help save the turtles.

by RyannnnCameron March 11, 2010

turbulence and donkey wheat

slang for mid to low quality marijuana that doesn't look great but gives you a fucking great trip

Sonia: hey Bethany want some turbulence and donkey wheat?
Bethany: yeah ill have a couple dabs
Sonia: yeah but don't fucking smoke all my weed otherwise im making you pay me back for it

by weedhead11111111111111111 January 16, 2018

turtlecunt

Another name for Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell

That turtlecunt sucks White House D ERRDAY.

by Power Queef August 23, 2018