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SCOOTER TOOTER

When some kid named Tyler rides a scooter while simultaneously tooting
Hey look, it's Tyler the Scooter Tooter!
by DISCORD GOAT October 5, 2021
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Pie flavored toothpaste

A female pleasuring herself with a tube of toothpaste.
I use Pie flavored toothpaste AND LOVE IT!!!!!
by AR15 December 14, 2008
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Tijuana toothpaste

A euphemism for semen, deposited into the mouth of one adminstering fellatio, usually in the hopes of gaining financial benefit or career advancement.

First used in the January 23, 2002 The Onion article "Who Do I Have to Blow to Win the Bancroft Prize in American History?"
http://www.bigosoft.com/dan/bancroft_prize.htm
"I was so intent on getting that adminstrative position that I guzzled gallons of Tijuana toothpaste."
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"How did someone as dumb as her become Vice President of the company? She must be brushin' with some serious Tijuana toothpaste."
by Pepper May 13, 2005
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Toothless Event

An event where it's a bunch of senior citizen or old people. They all lack teeth which makes them toothless. The activities done at the events are usually boring.
Guy 1: Dude, are you going to Harry's Grandpa's party?

Guy 2: Nah man, I heard its going to be a toothless event...bunch of old people talking about their hip replacement
by MochaMarguerita March 6, 2011
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What Colour Is Your Toothbrush

The best way to start a conversation with a complete stranger if you feel awkward
"What Colour is your Toothbrush?" asked James "Mine's Red"
by Iainnnnnn November 30, 2019
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Sabre Tooth

This is a Woman well past her prime of being a Puma or even a Cougar. They lurk just before dusk in huge groups drinking Cosmopolitan after Cosmopolitan. They are looking for any form of action and are no stranger to the chase. They typically wear gray and white fur coats, have way to much gold jewelry, and wear more make up than Bozo the clown. If one of them approaches you quickly point her in the direction of the nearest early bird dinner and run for your life. These are the worst of bar patrons as they have nothing to lose and have heard it all.
OMG look at that dude he's getting mauled by that Sabre tooth
by Avran LeFeber June 30, 2006
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Toot that ass up

A phrase used by a male, to communicate, to a significant other, that he wants some ass; Back it up on his dick. Give him the booty.
Guy: "Ay bitch, toot that ass up."
Girl:"Yes, daddy!"
by JeiOfExodia June 18, 2020
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