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Trojan Status 

/ˈtrōjən stātəs/
noun.

1. a prank when you post a status on facebook that everyone you know will like/stand behind (i.e. supporting our country/troops, a little kid who beats cancer, etc...) and once everyone has liked it... go back in and edit the status to something REALLY BAD (some racist/hateful, ignorant, etc...).
Example:
Original Status: "The world would be a better place if people loved other people as much as they love the walking dead"....wait for a bunch of friends to like the status.....insert Trojan Status: "Jews deserved the Holocaust...#thanksadolf" ....wait for all your friends to be like ...WHAT!?!?! I NEVER LIKED THAT !?!"
Trojan Status by BigTeaney February 6, 2014
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Trojan Kill 

This refers to kills, mainly in Battlefield, attacking an enemy air vehicle using only a free-fire rocket launcher, preferably the RPG. Any free-fire rocket will instantly destroy an air vehicle. Performers must conpensate for the rockets "bullet drop" and it must be an unplanned kill, so no friends involved. This is extremely hard to execute, but is physically and mentally rewarding
Oh!!!! I Just got a trojan kill

Dude, there is a free trojan flying at Charlie

Trojan! Trojan! Trojan! Trojan!

I just got trojaned by a Colonel
Trojan Kill by FA1L STaR June 19, 2014

Trojan Horse Scandal 

Islamists in Brimingham High Schools? Tell me something I didn't know!
"This school isn't infiltrated by hardline Islamists, is it Abdul?"

"No sir"

"Do you think it is part of the Trojan Horse Scandal Mohammed?"

"No sir."

"What about you Peter, you evil piece of infidel shit who's screams of agony in the fires of hell will help me reach orgasm when I make those 72 virgins the cheapest slags around?"

"... Allah Akbar?"

trojan balls

The act of showing your ball sack to someone using deceptive means.
Dude, I can't hang out with Matt anymore. He keeps pulling Trojan balls on me. His sack is so gross!! Ballbs To You Kanye West
trojan balls by Thesamwich May 28, 2016

trojan baby 

When your Trojan breaks and you have a baby it is a Trojan baby.
John told me his condom broke. Looks like he's got a Trojan baby coming.
trojan baby by Timstauder January 2, 2017

Trojan Compliment 

A Trojan Compliment is a nice looking compliment on the surface but whose only aim is to manipulate you.

It's more insidious than a back-handed compliment in the way that you don't really realize it's a critic.

The Trojan Complimenter then waits for you to confess it's not as it looks, or he will "realize" it's not as he thought and pretend to be disappointed and use it to get more concessions from you.
Car Buyer: "wow man, not a single scratch I love how you kept this car so perfect, I like that"
Car Seller: "well, thanks, there's just one small scratch over here.. "

Car Buyer: (sad face) "Oh, I see... It is a bit visible. Well, tell you what, let's 1k off the price and I'll take it anyway.

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Joe: "How did you learn those that Trojan Compliment technique man"

Me: "ThePowerMoves.com man, it's wicked"

Trojan Horse 

A man ejaculates inside a condom, flips it inside out, and then fucks a girl, inducing pregnancy.
Dana is rich as fuck. I'm about to Trojan Horse her.
Trojan Horse by NutInBae September 3, 2017