the apple never falls far from the tree

Statement made to infer that one is invariably similar to their parents. Often used negatively or ironically.

1: I heard that Jake is on drugs.
2: Yeah, so was his dad.
1: Hmmm...the apple never falls far from the tree.

1: Stacy's Mom is teh shizzle.
2: Have you seen Stacy? The apple never falls far from the tree.....

1: You filthy little scoundrel, just like your father!
2: I'm nothing like my father!!!
1: The apple never falls far from the tree!

by MrKapper December 3, 2005

holiday tree

A phrase used by folks who feel vaguely guilty about celebrating Christmas, and decide to pretend that what they are doing is celebrating some "universal" holiday that uses "universal holiday" trees.

Gee guys, I really want a Christmas tree, but I don't want to feel like I'm excluding anyone...why don't I call it a Holiday Tree and pretend that every other religion is "pretty much like Christianity"?

by jff362 April 23, 2007

tree jizz

Pollen created by trees, which is used in fertilization, that some people may consider sex. Usually used by humans which are allergic to the pollen, dendrophiliacs, or those inclined toward anthropomorphism.

Fucking tree jizz drives my sinuses insane!

by Chris Fancsy October 23, 2006

barking up the wrong tree

Picking the wrong person, the most unlikely person, to do, listen, or accept something.

You're barking up the wrong tree if you think I want to become religious and go to church.

by Libertine October 10, 2005

Beermas Tree

A Christmas tree that is made by stacking tons of Beer cans.

Person #1: Yo bro beans what should we do with all these empty beer cans.

Person#2: Lets make a Beermas Tree to celebrate the holidays

by tfman November 11, 2011

Porcupine Tree

A progressive rock band from Hemel Hempstead in England. Founded by multi-instrumentalist and production mastermind, Steven Wilson, Porcupine Tree has managed to defy genres by blending in styles of psychedelia, ambient, and avant-garde in order to create rich, organic musical landscapes that are refreshing and compulsively seductive.

(In case any of you are wondering, Steven has gone on record to say that the name Porcupine Tree is a nostalgic term, harkening back to the days of creative and ambitious musicians whose names were as interesting as their music)

Possibly the greatest rock band of this generation.

If you like thoughtful, flawlessly executed, and richly textured rock music that isn't afraid to venture into unknown territories, you need look no further than Porcupine Tree.

by SirTarquinUnderspoon February 20, 2010

tree trunking

Mindlessly defending, laughing at or admiring a person, typically someone of a celebration status.

Similar to how a treehugger defends trees even though the tree would not defend the treehugger.

My friend is always tree trunking Charles Barkley. He laughs at everything he says. Now that Shaq is also on the show, he can take turns swinging from their branches.

by blkbam January 5, 2012