Time-Travel Boner

When you watch old videos of a singer or movie star who was extremely hot in the past, but not so much in the present time; due to plastic surgery or just old age.

"Watching Madonna in that old music video gives me a time-travel boner"

by lodfrog June 3, 2013

Travelodge

A low-budget motel with many businesses around the United States. Quality will fluctuate wildly depending on where you are. Arizona has some of the shittiest Travelodges in the country, while Texas and California have bearable ones. Expect broken lamps, broken air conditioning, dirty bathrooms, absolutely shit wi-fi (even worse than most motel wi-fi).

Sleepless nights, unhappy staff, terrible mascot, and terrible breakfast service.

"Hey, are you going to stay at a Travelodge tonight?"
"Fuck that. I'd rather sleep in my truck."

by Traveling January 17, 2012

Travel Bone

Travel bone occurs when travelling long distances on road journeys. If travelling overnight it can be multiplied by raging morning glory.

"Hey Bro I've got travel bone"

by MrTroutsdale April 6, 2015

booze traveler

One who must always travel under the influence of a road soda, usually in celebration of the 1994 hit 'run around' by Blues Traveler.

Manny is such a "booze traveler ", does he ever drive sober?

by Urban Dictionary January 20, 2009

revenge travel

Verb: the act of of traveling, not merely for pleasure, but as a massive fuck-you to sheltering in place during the Covid-19 pandemic.

I can’t wait to revenge travel through Europe and fuck as many people as possible.

by lilac_meddow May 23, 2021

New age traveler

People, or groups, who travel between festivals or fairs to commune with others who hold similar "hippie" beliefs.

Often convoying in old VW buses, converted camper school buses, or vans

They live on the road and make money by pan handling or vending.

Many follow touring bands.

Often seen on Dead/ Phish lot

or selling their crafts at a shake down

Did you notice the pack of new age travelers selling their crafts at the shake down?

by Slavecku September 15, 2010

Traveller

Name: the equestrian mount of Confederate General Robert E. Lee during his service as commander of The Army of Northern Virginia in the American Civil War (a.k.a. The War Between the States).

During the Battle of Gettysburg, Traveller maintained his composure regardless of the bullets that were flying around himself and General Lee.

by speedog June 16, 2010