Toothbrushery

A way to call out some person's douchbaggery without villifying vaginal hygiene devices.

Stop the douchebaggery!
Dude, that's not PC.
Oh...then tell him to stop his toothbrushery.

by TobiasFunkeMD March 6, 2009

Oklahoma Tooth Brush

Occurs when an overnight female guest needs to brush her teeth in the morning, but does not have a toothbrush. The male then puts toothpaste on his morning boner, then the woman performs oral sex on the man to cure her morning breath.

Bill: So Terry, did you hook up with Suzanne this morning even though she had terrible morning breath?

Terry: Indeed I did Bill, but only after I gave her an Oklahoma Tooth Brush.

Bill: Nice!

by Oklahoma Carl October 14, 2010

Tooth Freeze

when you eat something cold like ice cream or a popsicle, and it hits one of your teeth. you would most likely feel this pain in your front ones with are most sensitive

person 1: yesterday i got a tooth freeze, holy shit it hurt.

person 2: oh yeah man those suck

by itsmedummy August 16, 2009

tenth avenue freeze up

With its name derived from the Bruce Springsteen hit
"Tenth Avenue Freeze Out", a tenth avenue freeze up
is the inability to urinate in a public bathroom.

Better go to the bathroom before we leave for the
ball game--the bathrooms at the stadium will be
crowded and you might have a tenth avenue freeze up.

by goldandsilverowner June 14, 2010

Thonth

Verb: to feel thwacked in the midriff, with extremely powerful, often all-consuming, lustful sensations, which are impossible to ignore.

Frequently, this invokes random moments of euphoria, and a general feeling of anticipation and excitement, heightened in the presence of the thonther.

This usually leads to constant yearning in the thonthee, which can only be satiated by the thonther.

I'm so lucky to have met Dean, he really makes me thonth!

by RhiHMD July 29, 2011

Tooth Paste Leech

a person who brings a tooth brush places but does not bring tooth paste, expecting others to lend them some... they will never contribute any tooth paste unless you stay at their house

Person 1: I'm gonna brush my teeth before I go to sleep
Person 2: K
Person 1: yea, but i forgot my tooth paste. Can I use some of yours?
Person 2: Sure... *under breath* tooth paste leech....

by bloopey August 20, 2011

toothpickle

As used by Winston Zeddmore in Ghostbusters, a toothpickle is synonomous with a douche, asshole, or any other word with a negative connotation.

You're being a real toothpickle right now.

by ghostbuster_expert February 19, 2012