Tom

Tom : time of month

I’m with tom

by Sweetchick15 February 18, 2018

Tom

Is king

Tom is king

by Luke is not funny March 22, 2022

Tom

A big time creeper with creeper broads. Can't spell phone and plays baby daddy to his trashy girlfriends. Dropped out of high school to persue a drug trafficking career! CAN'T be trusted. Might look cute but his mommy spanks him. Tom`s are usually little bitches. Cries out like a little girl and LIES... about everything!

Girl 1 – “Eh Tom. I hurd u’z got a babeh”
Tom – “I aint no baby dadddeh”
Girl 2 – “Yo Hicks. You owe me child support. Get yoself a job man”
Girl 1 - “I thought you aint got a babeh? Im confuzzzed!”
Tom – “Im a liar. Dont believe anything I say“

by TomHnumber1FAN September 20, 2010

Tom

A man who is super fucking cool like shit..

“Maaaan Tom is so cooooool!”

by Female Faggot August 27, 2018

Tom

Tom. The kinda guy who swears alot and is generally miserable.

Makes you try to feel bad about yourself just to make him feel better about his own inadequacies.
Tends to be ginger and fuck ugly. Despises Women.

Favorite words are cunty and bollox. Sometimes could be stringed together as a greeting.

<tom> Alright cunty-bollox?
<dave> No, I'm not, Sharon just left me.
<tom> Women, they're all snakes with tits.
<dave> Really?
<tom> Yep, it's why I'm still single.
<dave> Nothing to do with you being an miserable, ugly ginger fuck then?

by Craig_David June 25, 2012

Tom

Slutty man. Can be used to describe slutty women who don't behave like most "ladies" hence the word: Tomboy. Tomcats are horny men on the prowl. Derived from Thomas. May have some correlation with "Doubting Thomas" in the Bible.

Tammy Tomato is a tomboy that's always being chased by all the horny tomcats. You didn't think she was just friends with all those guys did you?

by DoubleTurdBurger May 7, 2015

Tom

A total waste of space. Has no purpose what so ever. If you see a tom punch him.

Wow he’s such a dickhead. Must be a tom

by Stuffybowl138 November 9, 2017