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Toliet Attack

A code/alert meaning to lock you bathrooms from the outside and grab a bowl to poop and pee in and head to a closet. Toliet attacks happen when a angry, blood thirsty toliet becomes loose. You know if you toliet is mad if it shows sign of mocking, begging, or singing the song "Blood Bath". Toliet attacks need to be taken very seriously.
News Reporter:Toliet Attack Alert! A toliet is on the loose! Lock you bathroom doors and get into a safe area!

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Secretly Infected Toliet: Come on please sit on me!
Person in Bathroom: No, I don't have to go!
Toliet: So, it couldn't hurt!
Person: No, why don't you just shut up!
Toliet (mockingly): No, why don't you just shut up!
Person: That's it, I'm leaving.
Toliet: No, stay!Um..(hesitates) Blood Bath! Blood Bath! AHHHH!
Peron: Oh my gosh, I'm calling the KTJL!What was that number again?
Toilet: BLOOD BATH! AHHHHHH!
by Killer Toilet Justice League January 30, 2010
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Tling

Kid that dosen't grow and floods a lot he's a flood queen so get away from him because you'll drown , and he's dirty as hell smells like garbage and wears joggers even though were in 2019
bro that dudes a tling look at him
by Richnigger January 10, 2019
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Heel-toeing

A technique used by skilled Dance Dance revolution players where the player uses one foot to control 2 arrows at the same time; Using their Heel for one arrow while simultaneously using their Toe for another.
Its done fast and its almost hard to catch with the human eye.

This technique is evident in the famous DDR video on youtube of "JSB VS REFLEX - Legend Road" WHere you can see JSB using this Heel-toe technique to achieve an AA.

This technique is also founded by the Legendary JSB.
Fanboy1: dude! did you see jsblade in that legend of Max video? His feet were on fire!

Fanboy2: yup, he was totally heel-toeing!
by bovineexcrement February 7, 2012
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arman tolikov

a smooth boy who doesn't own a p*enis because of smoothness, he also suffers from something they call 'engelse ziekte' so he'll be dying in a few months. he also likes to fuck daniel antonov and just little boys in general
Look! that's "Arman Tolikov", he's so damn smooth!
by fardeensheno September 6, 2021
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toli

Scots definition: "A big stinky shite or a slippery jobbee. Can also be a term of endearment.
"hi toli!"
"em awa for a big toli"
"you toli whacker"
by G February 15, 2004
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toins

tokens or coins, either or, can also be used for 'i agree' in certain circumstances.
for example
emma henry, 'i want to go to tesco for some fizz'
melissa meenan, 'toins'
by emlouclaire December 6, 2011
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tokino

noun-powerful person betrayed by friends
origin-Tokino was the most beautiful, most powerful celestial being. The brightest star in the sky, she was respected and loved by all other angels. She loved most dearly her lover Adem and her sister Careceb. However, darkness dwelled in the heart of Careceb. Too long, she had lived in the shadow of her sister’s glory. She stirred up the angels-some of whom had secretly feared the power of Tokino-through hateful lies. Through her plotting, she even managed to persuade Adem who loved democracy that Tokino’s power and ambition would lead to dictatorship. Eventually, open rebellion surfaced and Tokino was cast out of heaven onto the Earth. Furious, lonely and resentful, Tokino built up a huge kingdom never seen before-and filled it with demons and other fell creatures. The angels no longer mocked Tokino, but began to fear this new power, and so began a war that lasted through many ages. Tokino won a bitter victory and returned to her rightful place at the throne of heaven. She could not bear to sentence her sister and lover to death, instead banishing them onto the Earth where the demons, dangers and temptations awaited. She made them mortal and so they became the first humans on Earth.

It is said that to this day humans suffer because of the wrath of Tokino against the offspring of her traitorous sister and lost love. And if you look at the sky on a Midsummer Night, you can see the figure of Tokino-wandering the skies alone.
Julius Caesar is the most famous tokino figure in Literature. However, in his case he does not return triumphant
by MariaScoledaria August 2, 2016
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