whats the weather like today

When you are a stupid pleb who uses the wrong application to check weather

You “ Hey Siri , whats the weather like today.”
Siri “ Look outside you fucking pleb”

by Urning April 20, 2018

Trapped in Tokyo

To get high with a lot of people you don't even know

Bro she got trapped in Tokyo last night

by Dr. Etymology June 20, 2020

Tokyo Teatherball

The act begins when a helpless victim is strapped to an office chair. The two players subsequently draw up a rigid and give the chair a hardy spin. As the chair revolves the victim is repeatedly slapped across the eyes with veiny members, causing her to instinctively squint like the citezens of Tokyo. The winner of the match gets to deposit their salve into the eyes of the victim.

While Rob was having a severe blowout after a bad batch of sweet and sour chicken, Kevin and Ben worked one up, strapped Dawn to an office chair, and engaged her in a rousing game of Tokyo Teatherball. After coming to, Rob had no idea that his asian girlfriend had just played the game...until he noticed the mushroom stamps on her cheeks.

by Ben&Kev November 16, 2010

Tokyo Toshokan

The best place/site to get all all your needs from Japan. All of your anime, manga, music, and much more needs are at this site, all require Bittorrent to download though.

(Browsing on Tokyo Toshokan one afternoon...) Oh, look! Coal-Guys released a new fan-subbed episode of K-ON! I'm gonna download it now!

by Maid-Mio September 19, 2009

tokyo sand blaster

the best sex act to ever be squeezed from the mind grapes of coco.

Mr. Falcon always gives her at least one Tokyo sand blaster.

by Team Coco November 12, 2010

tuning in Tokyo

Tweaking or twisting the nipples of a female's breasts, particularly when done in an awkward or clumsy manner.

"Ouch! Ease up on my nips,dude! You aren't tuning in Tokyo"

by Vito60 October 18, 2008

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

From Popeye cartoons. Line often uttered by Popeye's portly friend Wimpy. Of course, "Tuesday" would never come, and so Wimpy constantly secured himself a free lunch. Thus the line is used to jokingly indicate that one would like to "borrow" something without any real intention of ever paying you back.

At the movies:

Bob: Aw man, I forgot my wallet! Hey Joe, I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a movie ticket today...?

Joe: Yeah whatever...I'll buy your sorry ass another movie ticket just shut up.

by beavinator May 17, 2004