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kara tointon

A sexy, gorgeous, mysterious Brit actress. Makes quite a few appearances in the dreams of random blokes.

Usually tied to that ex-Busted bloke, James Bourne.
That girl is fit but she's no Kara Tointon!
by jrls May 28, 2005
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taintarific

(adj) (adv) Something that is as pleasurable or positive as the taint. Of particular significance to male humans because they enjoy stimulation of their taints, due to the location of their prostate. Also, male humans enjoy the female taint because if they progress to a place where they can touch the taint, anal ain't too far behind.
Anal is taintarific.
My bitch is taintarific.
by muniboy March 10, 2008
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taintopheliac

An individual obsessed with the region between the ass and sex organ. This individual will ignore the "real" goodies and direct there attention to that region. This often causes "blue balls" and several other neglect-related disorders.
Your so liberal, you remind me of a trenchcoat wearing, lamb fucking, taintopheliac!
by "The" Irish Mark February 21, 2009
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Taint Poke

When you rub the sweat off your taint, then sneek up behind someone, poke em in the eyes then rub your fingers all around their face.
Zagote: Ew man Bobakanush, just taint poked that chick right there.

Bobakanush: Hail To Taint Fingers
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Taintssage

The act of having your taint massaged and rubbed in a pleasing manner.
Linda: "Hey Marcus what do u want to do?"

Marcus: "Why don't you shut up and give a taintssage, its tender"

Linda: "Okay"
by Marty McHerps April 28, 2009
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taintbrush

noun - an extended soulpatch. A long vertical strip of facial hair directly below the lower lip, beneficial for stimulating the taint during cunningulis or salad tossing.
While I was "eating at the Y", my taintbrush drove her crazy!
by Syphillis_Diller June 9, 2005
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taint tater

Term for a small grundle, taint, gooch, fleshy fun bridge, nacha, bonch...
Steve's taint tater was smelly from the many schuster slaps he preformed...
by jbaas14 December 9, 2008
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