Todd Packer Situation 

When one man dry humps two other men and cums in his pants immediately.

Me and the boys had a Todd Packer Situation going last night.

Todd Packer Situation by Jungle ranch July 7, 2019

todd-special 

1. verb- A very expensive prostitute snorts cocaine off her own ass and then kills herself to spare you the effort and probable life sentence in prison, and side effects of snorting cocaine. These prostitutes usually cost $500,000+ as they first must be contortionists in order to snort cocaine off their own asses and are rare to come by. Most are sex slaves that come from Asia, however they are not Vietnamese so they will not "love you long time" but to add a sucky sucky is only an additional $5.

Hey John I just won the lottery how 'bout I treat us to a todd-special?

todd-special by Helen Keller Pirates March 4, 2010

todd beamer high school 

A school that’s half rich white kids that try and act hard because they’re parents by them Jordan’s and iPhones and Ghetto bitches who say “fuck school” and eat hot Cheetos in the bathroom

“You go to Todd Beamer? Damn that schools wack as fuck” Todd Beamer High School is a place for annoying and rude teenagers.

todd beamer high school by Suck a toe January 7, 2019

Todd Achuff

The biggest boy in town. He will eat all of your snacks in no time, so beware of him lurking in your pantry.

Oh my god Todd Achuff just ate all of my homemade whipped cream!

Todd Achuff by BigBoyFu October 20, 2018

Todd Rector 

Todd Rector is the act of dissing a school lunch lady when being asked how your day is going.

Lunch Lady: "How are you doing today Todd?"
Todd Rector: "Better than you deserve"

Todd Rector by SwaggyMemer69696969 January 8, 2019

Todd Clem 

Todd Clem is the given name of Bubba The Love Sponge. He is from Warsaw, IN and based in Tampa Bay, FL. Clem had his name legally changed to BubbaThe Love Sponge early in his career. Since doing so his name and brand of male-skewing “shock radio” has risen to multiple syndicated terrestrial stations as well as stints on Serius working with Howard Stern. Bubba can currently be heard on the AM side of the dial in his home city of Tampa Bay. He can also be heard on his own internet network Bubba Army Radio and seen on Twitch.tv at TheBubbaArmy.

Todd Clem is like licorice...not everyone likes licorice, but those that do , really like licorice!

Todd Clem by Dean Gallberry March 25, 2019

todd beamer 

The hero of September 11th 2001

When terrorists hijacked flight United Airlines Flight 93. Todd Beamer and his fellow passengers banded together and fought the hijackers for control of the plane. They crashed the plane into a field in Pennsylvania killing the hijackers and saving the lives of everyone at Flight 93s intended target. His last known words "Lets Roll!" has been widely used after 9/11

todd beamer by BigShlongJohn October 1, 2019