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todd beamer

The hero of September 11th 2001

When terrorists hijacked flight United Airlines Flight 93. Todd Beamer and his fellow passengers banded together and fought the hijackers for control of the plane. They crashed the plane into a field in Pennsylvania killing the hijackers and saving the lives of everyone at Flight 93s intended target. His last known words "Lets Roll!" has been widely used after 9/11

by BigShlongJohn October 1, 2019

Cameron

The worlds most sad, depressed, suicidal child

James: "Hey Cameron jump out that window!"
Cameron: "Okay!"
James: "Oh shit, I didn't realise he'd do it!"
Tyler: "It's fine he's the worlds most depressed kid on planet earth."

by BigShlongJohn October 1, 2019

Pansexual

When you want to shove pans up your arse

Max: "Ooooooh I love the feeling of a frying pan up my arse"
James: "Max are you pansexual?"
Max: "Yep"

by BigShlongJohn October 4, 2019