cheese and toasted

When a girl who is lactating sprays breast milk all over a persons face.

Cabbage Patch man was a freak and loved milk with his cookies so he had Whitney spray milk all over his face while her rubbed oreo cookies off his milky skin and ate them in a feverish manner while twisting her other nipple to splurge more milk while yelling at the top of his lungs, "More Cheese and toast, more cheese and toasted, daddy wants more cheese and toasted!!"

by Caspius April 24, 2008

shit toasted

The act of being super stoned in a theme park on the crippy weed and eating burnt toast with out anything to drink.

" I got totally shit toasted at Universal. " man I could have used a Coke Zero.

by The crippy June 18, 2016

dick toasted waffle

Putting your dick in a toaster, then pouring syrup all over your dick and wrapping it in a waffle so your girl/guy can eat and suck it at the same time.

"Babe can we do a dick toasted waffle"

"No I dont feel like putting my dick in a toaster so you can have waffles and dick at the same time"

"But Im hungry and horny"

by Smackthefap. April 9, 2015

R'toasted

A cross between roasted and toasted. It is the ultimate form of being done over.

Ben: Owen got so drunk last night, he fell over in the park while he was running away with my hat.

Chris: Clearly he was r'toasted.

by K-Lash March 10, 2008

nicely toasted

The feeling someone gets right before their drunk, and before their baked

That party we went to last night was pretty bad all i could get was nicely toasted

by mikkel D May 22, 2008

Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)

For (baked good) use items that get stale, like bread or bagels.

A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actually toasting it.

I went to the convention, but all they had to eat was Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)'s because it was poorly funded.

by Dongo December 3, 2005

Boom Toasted

An expression interjected immediately after communicating something complimentary, slightly or very cheesy, nice, and/or possibly suck-up-ish to someone's face (most likely in a group setting) about that person. (Similar to a formal toast at a wedding or special event.)

boy: "Hey, Candace, there is this girl in one of my classes who could be your long lost twin!"

girl: "Haha that's cool. You should befriend her; she can be like my replacement while you're away at college."

boy: "No one could replace you, Candace. You're the coolest! Boom Toasted!"

by Fearlessbaby April 15, 2010