Toad Muscle 

Located somewhere near the stomach, the Toad Muscle is a part of the body which provides sensations similar to nervous 'butterflies'. These sensations can only be described as 'elation' and occur only during excited philosophical comprehension or inspiration. Whilst one's Toad is elating it is common to hold one's fist out in front and scrunch one's face determinedly.

Philosopher1: What did we just say?
Philosopher2: I don't know dude, but it's elating my Toad Muscle!
Philosopher1: Holy shit! I feel it too.
Philosopher2: Dude, that's not your Toad.
Philosopher1: ...

Toad Muscle by Dingus Hwas September 27, 2006

toad face 

The result of when you do too much cocaine. Your face gets so numb. You make this facial expression that resembles a toad's face.

Dude A: Dude, guess what? I did so much cocaine yesterday. My face got so numb. I made this crazy facial expression.

Dude B: Yeah I know. I was there.

Dude A: Oh yeah!

Dude B: You looked like a freaking toad! You were doing the toad face!

Dude A: Sweet!

Dude B: You were freaking awesome!

toad face by SERGIO SANDOVAL January 10, 2009

Toad Stool 

a male who looks like a toad and will leave severe permanant lesions on your rectum.

Stay away from that toad stool or your rectum will seriously regret it.

Toad Stool by Starlight187 July 8, 2010

Toad in the Hole 

When you have a small, mushroom shaped penis that resembles the Nintendo character Toad and you insert it into a woman that you have paid to keep quiet about the encounter.

Wow, Donald Trump really gave ole Stormy Daniels a Toad in the Hole.

Toad in the Hole by GFMercy October 5, 2018

toad the wet sprocket 

It's a friggin' blowjob, you idgits!

Slobbing the knob, kissing the one-eyed sailor, the fish that ate the one-eyed worm, eating an adult ice cream cone, head, sucky-suck-no-fucky.

toad the wet sprocket by Jesse Martin February 10, 2005

Toad Ode 

A poem about a wacky computer teacher who looks/acts like a frog. Knows nothing about computers, and always calls the school's head of technology department to help him/her open Explorer. If you have trouble doing something in his/her class, tough shit. He/She can't help you.

A Toad Ode rhymes. The Format is ABAB CDCD EFEF. There are 3 stanzas.

I wrote another toad ode today.

Toad Ode by donwithlatin January 10, 2006

toad choad 

Small male genitalia.

Lucy dumped Bruce because he had such a serious case of toad choad.

toad choad by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009