Evan

A guy who has to rely on pot smoking to survive. Gets pissed off when he is out of weed. A hard-core drinker. Likes to get naked and walk around the house when he is drunk.

That guys an Evan.

by Dee-Bo December 26, 2009

Evan

Thinks everyone is his friend but every one really hates his guts and he also make fun of his friends (THAT'S A LIE about him having any friends)about random ass shit ugly as fuck boy reminds me of a fucking pussy cat.A dumb Ginger that thinks he's cool but isn't. Thinks everyone is his friend but everyone really hates his guts and he also make fun of his friends (THAT'S A LIE about him having any friends)about random ass shit ugly as fuck boy reminds me of a fucking pussy cat

Hey look at Evan He looks so gay.

by ,amjnagvaqcd February 10, 2018

Evan

Pleb and lunchlady usally short and stupid and gets salty easily. When he gets mad stay away.

Stop being a evan.

by Evansapleb March 17, 2018

Evan

A guy who's not athletic and smokes too much and also has one lung because he's a dumbass

Habibi evan come try this bepsi its so good

by Antique farm equipment=slaves June 24, 2019

Evan

Evan is a rat ... he always calls me a hoe

Evan: you're such a thot
Me: shut up you rat

by Ksyegsilng January 13, 2020

Evan

Evan is a skinny cunto that goes to all the arsenal games

Arsenal : Evan! You coming to the game tonight.
Evan : of course, a wouldn't miss a game for the world.

by Cool guy 753 March 15, 2017

Evan

likes to vape then get caught vaping in the bath room at school tgen do other stupid stuff

hey look at that kid getting clipped yup he just pulled an Evan

by kauaiMTB July 16, 2018