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Mason todd

Person 1:do you know mason todd?
Person 2:no
by Mcbeaner December 24, 2021
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Foreplay with Todd

The act of spending hours modding The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim before playing the actual game.
"Yesterday I spent all day doing foreplay with Todd, and I didn't even get to play the game!"
by H.V. June 22, 2020
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Sweeny Todd

1) Cockney rhyming slang for the Flying Squad, an elite fast response dectective branch of London's Metropolitan police. Often contracte to The Sweeny.

2) A mythical and murderous London barber who killed his customers and sold the bodies to a near by pie shop.
"WE've been told to touch nothing until Sweeny Todd get's here."
by black flag June 26, 2004
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Todd Slaughter

A jumped up, sexing his own bum English gentleman who was interviewed by Borat Ishmael Chorkyz Sagdiyev about the sport of Bowling on a Channel 4 documentary. He finds his own quips hilaric and oestentacious, occasionally secreting excrement from his anus hole and in to his Y-front knickers, therefore creating a Prarie Dog, a.k.a. Touching Cloth. His favourite personal characteristic is his nickname, or his pseudonym, nome de gerre or soubriquet - Tod. He loves it and truly - if it was humanly possible, would intercourse oneself on a numerous and occasional basis.
1) Todd: "Todd Slaughter...Tawwwd Slawwghuter!"
"I always think of it...laaaaughter - with an S in front"

2) "My first name Tod - 'tis a nickname...a pseudonym, a nome de gerre...a soubriquet."
by Olli Phillips January 14, 2008
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Sweeney Todd

The Deom Barber of Fleet Street.
With Barbers Blade and Buthcers Knife
Did Sweeney Carve His Prey From Life
'Twas London's Horror to Surmise
They Found Their End in Meaty Pies
by Luke January 6, 2005
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Todd Worshiper

Followers/Fans someone well known, bodering on adulation. These acolyte/synchophants will swear on every word their idol speaks, dressing like,and speaking like, their 'Todd'.

Origins from Beavis and Butthead episode.....'Todd's Cool'.
'Dude, the guy is a total Todd Worshiper'
by meander101 April 23, 2009
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Todd Bridges

To ejaculate outside the act of actual sexual congress due to sheer excitement and enchantment.

Origin: Todd Bridges was on Oprah and said tha the first time he tried crystal meth, he ejaculated.
I got so excited when I bought my new Escalade that i almost pulled a Todd Bridges, but i had to compose myself.
by LoganDejobeBomaye May 4, 2011
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