I first met his missus in a car park off the A13. Gave her a firm Dagenham Handshake and we've been on good terms ever since.
by JLS3000 January 25, 2016

Similar to The Shocker; the Electric Handshake describes the act of simultaneously stimulating the vagina and anus.
However, all fingers are used, in a three-to-one configuration.
It is symbolized by an outstretched hand, as though offering a handshake, with the pinky slightly dropped.
However, all fingers are used, in a three-to-one configuration.
It is symbolized by an outstretched hand, as though offering a handshake, with the pinky slightly dropped.
"She wasn't really paying attention to all the work I was giving her, so I woke her up with the Electric Handshake; three in the gash, and one in the stash!"
by Stevious G August 16, 2009

Dayum, the hookers on 8th street will give you a yeti handshake for 5 more dollars and a bucket of ice.
by Space Cowboy Ace November 13, 2007

You put your thumb in her ass hole. You twist it around. You put your other 3-7 fingers in her pussy. You pull her back (aggressively) and say “you just got “halvee handshaked”. She says “thank you?”
You’re drunk. You just got back to the airbnb. Ford and kilula are sitting on the couch. She’s coming over soon. You give her a good, deep, aggressive back rub. She goes to “your” room. You start making out. Eventually she says “give me the halvee handshake”. You sit. Think for a while. “It’s time” you say you yourself. You put your thumb in, twist it around, grab her by the pussy, and…. Yeah. It’s never too late to give em the halvee handshake.
You’re drunk. You just got back to the airbnb. Ford and kilula are sitting on the couch. She’s coming over soon. You give her a good, deep, aggressive back rub. She goes to “your” room. You start making out. Eventually she says “give me the halvee handshake”. You sit. Think for a while. “It’s time” you say you yourself. You put your thumb in, twist it around, grab her by the pussy, and…. Yeah. It’s never too late to give em the halvee handshake.
Gosh, that girls hot. I’d love to give her the “halvee handshake”
I wish I had a bigger Dick… guess I’ll just give her the “halvee handshake” instead
Omg that dude Connor gave me the gnarliest “halvee handshake” last night… it was ah-maaazzzzing
I wish I had a bigger Dick… guess I’ll just give her the “halvee handshake” instead
Omg that dude Connor gave me the gnarliest “halvee handshake” last night… it was ah-maaazzzzing
by Halvee handshake December 21, 2021

by Hucku1975 December 13, 2015

by TitanRob February 11, 2022

The sexual act of double penetration while on a boat or body of water; any sexual act while on a boat or body of water involving more than one penis.
by Chuck15065 April 14, 2010
