Bird Watcher

A Karen spying in the neighborhood for people to report for violating local laws, rules and ordinances.

“ That bird watcher got another one ticketed for playing the music too loud”

by Hyper918 May 10, 2023

cross-ribbed ape watcher

a random insult that makes no sense but still stings

"My friend Levi called me a cross-ribbed ape watcher."
"What does that even mean?"
"No idea, but long story short, I'm never asking him how to spell orange again"

by yourpseudonym5675 December 4, 2022

head-watcher

A nosy person.

He's such a head-watcher!

by Givmefweedum July 18, 2023

Pants Watcher

The opposite of the person who wears the pants in a relationship. Also known as a beta or a sub.

Veronica is the pants watcher for sure. But she likes being told what to do so it works.

by Na—— August 22, 2023

Man watcher

Typically a male who criticizes the work of others.

The man watcher is complaining about my work again.

by Thattrueman September 13, 2023

pole watchers

A person that watches the pole..

Barry said watch that pole..

Get off my pole says Barry I'm watching the pole step aside please..

Me: what are you looking at Barry??
Barry: I'm head of the pole watchers club I am looking at that pole over there how big and long..
Me: oh you really do like poles huh..

Barry said smake that bitch up side the head with your pole that'll teach her.. dam pole smoker

by Nosir78 November 3, 2020

Rocket League Watcher

Derogatory term for women who caress/attempt to hug men who are sitting in a dark room playing/watching other men play video games (i.e. Rocket League)

Kylie and Eve are such Rocket League Watchers. They are disgraces to women’s suffrage.

by ih8rocketleague April 2, 2021