A load in the hand is worth two in the bush

Pulling out and missing is better then having a bunch of bastard children.

Person A "don't worry buddy, you may look like an ass, but remember: "A load in the hand is worth two in the bush"

Parson B "True dat"

by TheKevinTaylor June 19, 2009

the mayonnaise on two quarter pounders

a nice piece of ass you cant stop cumming with night after night

yo fellaz, remember the bitch from last night, I pulled the mayonnaise on those two quarter pounders

by Fat Choke May 22, 2003

Two in the Tank

Slang: An upper decker - When one defecates into the tank of a toilet as a prank, so that until all the poop dissolves, poop water flushes the toilet. A popular facet of "not my house."

Yo lets go out to that party at 18th and bro and two in the tank!

by fromdeland October 21, 2009

two in the basket

two place ones testicles in a third party's rectum

i just did two in the basket with tom, and i am speechless.

by Cabbage obsessions December 28, 2005

Two in the bloody, one in the muddy

This is essentially the same as two in the pink, one in the stink, but it's silly.

two in the bloody, one in the muddy-

by bloodyfingers August 29, 2012

two in the stank

A variation of the shocker. Index finger in the vag with the ring finger and pinkie in the stank.

Rachel prefers two in the stank rather than one.

by kduballstar August 3, 2007

One in the hand is worth two in the bush

A solo wank is better than two shags

Do you fancy a shag my lovely? Erm to be honest ' I'm going home to sort myself out ... You know what they say ... One in the hand is worth two in the bush'

by Wutanglou December 13, 2015