Slump

Another Word for Sperm

"Dude how'd it got with Sarah?"

"She swallowed all my slump"

by offsum January 11, 2021

the slump

A period, ranging from one day, to an indefinite amount of time, where one cannot masturbate or engage in sexual activity, due to pure lack of interest.

"Guy 1: "Invite Dan to the party tonight. Theres gonna be mad girls there."
Guy 2: "He won't come man, he's in the slump right now."

by Deathmetaller January 13, 2009

Slumped

So tired you can’t do anything.

Man I was so slumped last night I didn’t text my gf back

by Ur mom🥸 June 22, 2022

Introvert's slump

The lack of desire to check up or hang out with people ; even the ones you love the most!

I've been in such an introvert's slump lately, I haven't seen or even texted my BFF in over a week!

by whowouldhaveknown.com October 22, 2023

Slump Dick

To bestow upon or receive dick from someone after a long drought without coitus.

After a long 6 months of traveling abroad, Lynsey returned home where her boyfriend was waiting to give her that slump dick, effectively ending a sexless 6 months of suffering

by SeanCalhoun June 14, 2018

Slump

An unresponsive, catatonic state induced by the use of opiates, alcohol, or marijiana.

Bro was slump off the perc

Off the loud made that boy slump

by theslumpgod2 June 23, 2023

Slump Buster

a typically not very attractive woman that will knock you out of a slump from a sexual drought

"man I needed to slay a slump buster so i can focus on finding wifey material."

by KMCPimpin December 13, 2023