cookie crunch

when a woman gets kicked, punched, ect. in her crotch.

"Did you you see Amber kick Brooke in the cunt?"
"Yea! That was an awesome cookie crunch!"

by Redneck Punk February 27, 2013

water crunches

water crunch is an Indian snack locally known as 'pani puri'. The crunchy piece (puri) is cracked opened and filled with a favoured combination of vegetables, spices, sprouts etc. and finally filled with flavoured water (pani). They are also locally known as golgappas. water crunches' vendors can easily be found on street-sides of Mumbai, Kolkata.

Water crunches are tasty!

by varunvora December 1, 2016

Dildo Crunch

When you have a boner and you run into a wall and your penis curls into a ball.

Ayo John, I just got dildo crunch. It hurts like FRICK.
My dildo crunch is one of a kind.

by Ten Retro January 17, 2019

Cap'n Crunching

The act of skipping prescribed training to get to the certification test; akin to kids who dig through a full box of Cap'n Crunch in order to obtain the toy at the bottom of the box before eating the cereal.

The staff is bypassing a lot of valuable training because they are Cap'n Crunching the online course.

by SINJim February 4, 2021

Captain crunching

The action of eating food out of each other's ass in a 69 position

I was peanut butter captain crunching my wife's ass last night and got a random piece of corn.

by Devonwolfman February 24, 2022

Gordido Crunch

Noun: Fat hispanic man or woman used for someone's sexual wants, needs or desires.
How to Use: A horny man or woman go behind an overweight person, grab their fat into a clump and start rubbing their genitals against them.

A: I have such a hard on dude.
B: Don't worry there's a Gordido Crunch over there.

by Do The Mario February 1, 2018

Chronic Crunch

The media movement that promotes the legalisation of marijuana on the basis that too much tax dollar is being lost on both the implementation of anti marijuana laws and the public spend on marijuana.

The name was coined as the media movement tries to use the financial problems of the credit crunch as leverage to legalise marijuana on financial grounds...

Did you read the article on Digg about California spending 7bn per year on Dope?

Man that's Chronic Crunch reporting...

by jacK of Kats March 20, 2009