Zombie Texter

Someone who, when texting, loses their sense of direction, speed and/or the ability to hold intellegent conversation.

1. Look at Ronny walking around like an idiot, what a zombie texter!

2. Dave:Hey, what are you doing this weekend?
John:...(Text complete) What did you say?
Dave:You're a zombie texter.

by HalfBlood December 9, 2008

Bipolar Texter

An individual who will suddenly, mid-conversation stop responding to you via text. Or, an individual who has reckless emotional swings through text message.

Jamie: "Hey Steve did you talk to Chelsea last night.
Steve: "Yeah dude shes such a Bipolar Texter"
Jamie: "Yep, she does that to everyone"

by TrackieS#1 February 22, 2011

textese

The unique language of texting and text shortcuts.

"I saw a picture of Jesus with BRB underneath it." "What's BRB?" "It's 'be right back', don't you speak textese?"

by DanGarPrius October 19, 2009

texter's cramp

muscular spasm that develops on the fingers of a person who types and sends texts inordinately.

Dude X: My fingers are hurting unbearably.
Dude Y: Texter's cramp, you know!

by uttam maharjan June 18, 2010

pink texter

A girl, or more precicely a girl who insists on using pink or red or light blue text in AIM especially when they also use a horrible highlight combination like red background and pink text to give you a headache.

who is this pink texter that just IMed you? do I know her?

by maxzilla October 5, 2007

texted

Texted the past tense version of the verb "To Text" Regardless of whether or not thrash legend Jonny Nevada wants to believe it or not its a fucking word.

"Yo I just texted that bitch I want to eat her ass."

by John Lockjaw March 11, 2005

texted

some non existent word that people still insist to use just because they heard it on tv. If there's no such word as worser so how can there be such a word as texted!

"I texted you because you text me."

by kenji hoe January 5, 2010