textdead

when you are having a text talk and one of the parties just stops replying

I was texting my girl all day and then when I asked her what she did last night she went textdead

by NickyLags May 28, 2010

Excited Texter

An avid and annoying texter that tends to use unnecessary exclamation marks at the end of every text.

Dude Ryan is such an annoying Excited Texter, not everything he says in a text needs to be in an exclamation.

by De Guat December 15, 2009

Dry Texter

a dry texture is a person who has no flavor in there texts. they never get jokes and they use the ugly laughing with tears emoji. its so disgusting. and they ae so boring.

NonDryTexter: GFGUJGYRU THIS IS HILARIOUSSSS
DryTexter: Lol
NonDryTexter: you are so dry lmao-
DryTexter: What does lmao mean? And im not dry
NonDryTexter: I-
DryTexter: Finish your sentence
NonDryTexter: LKJHGFDSDFGHJ PLEASE-
DryTexter: Please what? And what do all those random letters mean?
NonDryTexter: *blocks cutely*
Dry Texter

by LizardPro X March 25, 2021

Texterbating

Masturbating to cyber sex texts.

texting Girl: Oh OH!!!
texting GUY: AGH IM CUMMING

(GUY starts texterbating in real life)

by ild94 April 5, 2009

Texterrhea

Excessive texting. Texterrhea is to texting what the galloping Hershey’s is to crapping.

Nancy: Every since that POS Jim broke up with his GF Sally, she’s had a nasty case of texterrhea.
Sam: AYTMTB?
Nancy: FU
Sam: A3

by Ur Daddie March 12, 2009

textelation

The delighted feeling you get from a dirty text.

Sarah really knows how to lay on the textelation if-you-know-what-i-mean.

by freckleface3000 May 13, 2009

textaddict

A person or persons who are addicted to texting. People who (for mental reasons) can't stop texting.

You are such a textaddict. You text all the time!

by madgirl4ever May 30, 2010