Telekincuteness

the ability to tell if someone is cute on omegle.com

Kelly had accurate Telekincuteness when she said mike was cute. He really is!

by Mike and Kelly Own!! December 19, 2010

telerape

Masturbating to an unwilling thought subject.

"And later I'm gonna masturbate, and I'm gonna think about you, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Louie C.K. expressing his intent of telerape

by SpasticPlastic April 21, 2013

telekinesis

the ability of moving objects with mind without physical contact using psychic energy

Most psychics can easily develop telekinesis
Move the pen using telekinesis

by Billiam Beaver June 6, 2016

Teleiah

A sweet girl who is beautiful, intelligent, smart, sneaky, and caring. She has the biggest heart for her family and friends. The type of girl who will give you a bunch of chances to show they care. She can eat too but that's a good thing so you got an eating buddy.

Teleiah is such an amazing person.

by BudKidKool May 19, 2020

teleki

A great family, full of Eastern European goddesses and hunks. A member of the Teleki family is a strong, determined, kind hearted person with a very intelligent mind.

Her last name is Teleki? Lucky him, she’s a keeper.

by singingfroggy May 19, 2021

Teleia

She's so funny and sexy she also has huge mommy milkers

Do you know Teleia? Instant nut.

by sgudfhjdojwdf September 14, 2021

Television

da jury:
1~ to bring(keep) you happy (Distracted from the apocalypse (> A lifting of the veil)) and to give (take (way take/stealing from)) your mind off of (with) things in your life.

Phonetics
1 =) Te le vision > tell lie vision > tell lie to vision or tell a lie through vision >

Etymology, Reading :
Te: Thee God we praise
Le: he, that
Vision: something seen in the imagination or in the supernatural

De Facto Definition:
1 ~ to bring you happiness and to give your mind off of (with) things in your life.

How to get un(into)to a sentence:
da jury wording arting:

IAM going to watch their television fall as all who fallow a fallen god (the Devil, A.K.A "the never of God.")
De Facto, as:

I'm going to watch television, to stay up (being as asleep) today (God's time), with my favorite show; so I can know (belief) how it ends.

by Craigvalue nova April 20, 2022