telekaDEATH

MewTwo has nothingon my superior Smash Skillz!!! I shall donminate you ALL!!!

HAR HAR I Telekanesis!
Reply*---HAHAHA telakaDEATH!!!


~Suckit~

by great White hope June 16, 2004

Telapathy

A psychic's lack of interest in or concern for things that others find moving or exciting.

The lady at the psychic hotline didn't care that I was going to die a horrible death at the hands of a polar bear. She's telapathetic.

Cruel, cruel telapathy!

by Jonathan D. Miller May 26, 2008

Telah

Also known as a "No Fun Nancy". They don't like it when people try to have fun or play practical jokes. They are also known as aunt skunky.

Wow. Your mom is such a Telah that it's not even funny.

by mx21.1994 August 18, 2011

Irish Teakettle

the act of pissing in someones mouth then taking a lighter and burning there ass so they spew piss everywhere

hey man last night i pulled a Irish Teakettle on Becky

by J and Chris February 26, 2008

telekineticanizer

a person or thing that has the seeming ability to control other animals / objects,

also see 'tel' (abv.)

I swear that TV is a telekineticanizer
or
I swear that TV is a tel!
or
He must of had some tel to pull that off!

by relelahlw December 23, 2004

Irish Teakettle

the act of pissing in someones mouth then taking a lighter and burning there ass so they spew piss everywhere

hey man last night i pulled a Irish Teakettle on Becky

by J and Chris February 24, 2008

Telekinetic

The Telekinetics are a class of psions who specialize in seeing or hearing thoughts. The Telekinetics are often used as spies, for they can caually listen to any conversation or thought anywhere, anytime.

The Telekinetic hears thoughts and sees lies.

by Detranova August 4, 2003