A young person who should not be treated like a stereotype, a child, or an adult, because he or she is neither. Instead, a person should treat a teenager like they have no idea what the word 'teenager' means or implies and thereby approach them with no preconceptions at all, basing their interaction on how said teenager acts or reacts. Never treat more than one teenager in the same way because they are all teenagers and thereby predictable. Teenagers are nothing more than people and should be treated as such; hence, individuals whom you could stand to learn more about before judging.
A woman walks in on her husband playing a video game to cool off after a long day at work. "Stop being such a teenager!" she yells.
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Claudia: But, Sean, we need someone to watch the boys!
Jimmy: Look, it's not THE boys, all right?! It's A boy, and a TEENAGER!
Jimmy: Look, it's not THE boys, all right?! It's A boy, and a TEENAGER!
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One who participates in the unhealthy, new trend of Anglophilia spurred by such shows as BBC's Sherlock and Dr Who. Comparable to weeaboos in their fervour and cringe-inducingness.
Gary used to be fun to hang out with, but ever since he discovered Dr Who, he's become a teeaboo, complete with Tom Baker scarf and a penchant for slipping 'timey wimey' into every sentence.
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ace, awesome, best-you've-never-had, bizarre, blind, cool, clumsy, easy to please, eats alot, fantabulous, far-from-average, heteroflexible, humble, likes-to-bite/recieve-kisses, loving, kind, nang, shy, slim/slender, SPACEINVADER, strange, super, ugly, unique, vietnamese, weird, wicked.
noun.;
a teeayy: a person who is too cool for school but attends anyway.
teeayy-sauce: the invisible substance emitted by anything awesome, the pure refined essence of awesome.
teeayywannabe: a person who tries to imitate the original teeayy but fails miserably.
verb.;
to be or the act of being ace, awesome, best-you've-never-had, bizarre, blind, cool, clumsy, easy to please, eats alot, fantabulous, far-from-average, heteroflexible, humble, likes-to-bite/recieve-kisses, loving, kind, nang, shy, slim/slender, SPACEINVADER, strange, super, ugly, unique, vietnamese, weird, or wicked.
adv.;
teeayy-ish, teeayyly (see adj. add ish/ly.)
antonyms.;
bad, china, loser, poor, terrible, typical, zero
ace, awesome, best-you've-never-had, bizarre, blind, cool, clumsy, easy to please, eats alot, fantabulous, far-from-average, heteroflexible, humble, likes-to-bite/recieve-kisses, loving, kind, nang, shy, slim/slender, SPACEINVADER, strange, super, ugly, unique, vietnamese, weird, wicked.
noun.;
a teeayy: a person who is too cool for school but attends anyway.
teeayy-sauce: the invisible substance emitted by anything awesome, the pure refined essence of awesome.
teeayywannabe: a person who tries to imitate the original teeayy but fails miserably.
verb.;
to be or the act of being ace, awesome, best-you've-never-had, bizarre, blind, cool, clumsy, easy to please, eats alot, fantabulous, far-from-average, heteroflexible, humble, likes-to-bite/recieve-kisses, loving, kind, nang, shy, slim/slender, SPACEINVADER, strange, super, ugly, unique, vietnamese, weird, or wicked.
adv.;
teeayy-ish, teeayyly (see adj. add ish/ly.)
antonyms.;
bad, china, loser, poor, terrible, typical, zero
adj.;
"wow, look at that teeayy jacket!"
"this noodles are goood, they are so totally teeayy!"
"ewww, that frog is kinda teeayy."
noun.;
"oi you girl, are you a teeayy?"
"duuuude, this game is teeayy-sauce!"
person 1: "dude, what's that ugly girl doing with her life!?"
person 2: "ignore her, she's just a teeayywannabe."
verb.;
"wow, that is sooooo teeayy."
"you look cool today, like teeayy."
adv;
"damn girl, you being so teeayyly!"
"lawl, you're so teeayy-ish."
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"wow, look at that teeayy jacket!"
"this noodles are goood, they are so totally teeayy!"
"ewww, that frog is kinda teeayy."
noun.;
"oi you girl, are you a teeayy?"
"duuuude, this game is teeayy-sauce!"
person 1: "dude, what's that ugly girl doing with her life!?"
person 2: "ignore her, she's just a teeayywannabe."
verb.;
"wow, that is sooooo teeayy."
"you look cool today, like teeayy."
adv;
"damn girl, you being so teeayyly!"
"lawl, you're so teeayy-ish."
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Anyway, they try to promote their business by featuring all their shirts dressed on girls with large breasts.
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2) A condition often seen among adolescent humans. It typically arises when a individual learns to perceive herself in a objective and rational third-person perspective, but due to her inexperience, fails to appreciate the irony of what existentialist philosophers have coined "The Absurd". The absurd human condition; the understanding of how our lives, on a cosmic scale, are futile and unimportant struggles, yet how we are unable free ourselves from treating our lives with the greatest concern.
Failing to appreciate the irony of her absurd existence, the aspiring teenage cynic then becomes obsessed with damasking the meaningfulness of her own life and the lives of others. This, she believes, will help her reach a more fundamental understanding of something which is somehow more significant and objective than that of her present life. For some people extremely prone to melodrama the condition ends in suicide.
Because the individual believes in the "truth" brought on by stripping away sentimental values culture have taught us to attach to the world, she is often perceived outwardly as cynical. This condition however should not be associated with philosophical cynicism or the kind of cynicism advocated by the likes of (the myth of) Aesop, Oscar Wilde or Dr. Samuel Johnson. The world will often treat the teenage cynic with disdain, confusing her condition with depression or apathy. Trying to solve the problem by offering entertainment of various types, the problem may intensify as the teenage cynic often will be unable to appreciate the entertainment offered, instead deeming it superficial.
2) A condition often seen among adolescent humans. It typically arises when a individual learns to perceive herself in a objective and rational third-person perspective, but due to her inexperience, fails to appreciate the irony of what existentialist philosophers have coined "The Absurd". The absurd human condition; the understanding of how our lives, on a cosmic scale, are futile and unimportant struggles, yet how we are unable free ourselves from treating our lives with the greatest concern.
Failing to appreciate the irony of her absurd existence, the aspiring teenage cynic then becomes obsessed with damasking the meaningfulness of her own life and the lives of others. This, she believes, will help her reach a more fundamental understanding of something which is somehow more significant and objective than that of her present life. For some people extremely prone to melodrama the condition ends in suicide.
Because the individual believes in the "truth" brought on by stripping away sentimental values culture have taught us to attach to the world, she is often perceived outwardly as cynical. This condition however should not be associated with philosophical cynicism or the kind of cynicism advocated by the likes of (the myth of) Aesop, Oscar Wilde or Dr. Samuel Johnson. The world will often treat the teenage cynic with disdain, confusing her condition with depression or apathy. Trying to solve the problem by offering entertainment of various types, the problem may intensify as the teenage cynic often will be unable to appreciate the entertainment offered, instead deeming it superficial.
Statements someone affected by teenage cynicism would typically say:
Teenage cynic 1: To me it's depressing to think about the fact that life is fundamentally without objective meaning and that one day we will all die (and the universe will end).
Teenage cynic 2: Men running around on a field, competing against each other, trying to kick a ball made out of dead skin in opposite directions. Soccer is for retards.
Teenage cynic 1: To me it's depressing to think about the fact that life is fundamentally without objective meaning and that one day we will all die (and the universe will end).
Teenage cynic 2: Men running around on a field, competing against each other, trying to kick a ball made out of dead skin in opposite directions. Soccer is for retards.
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