To be put in one's place whilst discussing technology, by another person who's tech knowledge far surpasses your own, likely after wrongly trying to impress others with your own mediocre tech knowledge.
This can be thought of as the non-physical, tech analogy to being "bitch slapped". Though not necessary, greater effect can be realized, by starting the Tech Slap with the word, "Actually". The more in-depth, technical knowledge given, the harder the Slap.
This can be thought of as the non-physical, tech analogy to being "bitch slapped". Though not necessary, greater effect can be realized, by starting the Tech Slap with the word, "Actually". The more in-depth, technical knowledge given, the harder the Slap.
Slappee: "Did you know that the latest satellites can read a license plate on a moving car?"
Slapper: "Actually, government satellites have been able to do that since 1984 with the NSA's May launch of Uberview. Today's satellites, with their multi-iris, 45 Megapixel, full spectrum CCD sensors could now be used to determine the sex and eye color of a second trimester fetus."
Observer to Slappee: "Dude, you just got Tech Slapped."
Slapper: "Actually, government satellites have been able to do that since 1984 with the NSA's May launch of Uberview. Today's satellites, with their multi-iris, 45 Megapixel, full spectrum CCD sensors could now be used to determine the sex and eye color of a second trimester fetus."
Observer to Slappee: "Dude, you just got Tech Slapped."
by PA Bucket November 22, 2011
Get the Tech Slappedmug. 1 A statement referring to michigan tech's disproportionate male to female ratio of 3:1.
2 The ratio of liquor to mixer that MTU students use to make up for their sadness caused by a severe lack of women and a high annual snowfall.
2 The ratio of liquor to mixer that MTU students use to make up for their sadness caused by a severe lack of women and a high annual snowfall.
by MichiganYeti March 1, 2019
Get the the tech ratiomug. Not having the capacity to operate the simplest of electronics. This primitive species cannot understand the concept of "user-friendly" and often appears to be baffled by everyday occurrences.
No, it's not the batteries in the remote... it's you... Perhaps you should try not to be so tech-tarded.
by coffee_beanie March 13, 2011
Get the Tech-tardedmug. Zing Tech is a roblox aviation company ran by the power of zingcheckmark aka allahcube aka axevil aka axivl.
they sell products for roblox aviation companys
they sell products for roblox aviation companys
One could say that you go to the hub and buy a rubeus alliance product and it will be hand delivered to you from Zing tech
by ii_BlueAviation June 12, 2020
Get the Zing techmug. A college drop out that wasn't smart enough to be a engineer so now they just fix things for engineers. Typically they wear a floral Hawaiian shirt on Friday and drink shitty beer on the weekend.
by Billybobb789 February 16, 2022
Get the maintenance techmug. Pejorative term for tech workers, a derivative of 'douche bag'. These people will push up the cost of living so high, cool people will no longer be able to afford to live in the city. They will infiltrate your neighborhood, destroy everything you hold sacred, and fill the neighborhood bars with cocky, over-paid pricks asking questions like "what's with all the fags around here?" Before you know it, everything will become trendy, overpriced, fake and there won't be anywhere to park. Seattle and San Francisco are two of the recent 'casualty cities' that have been overrun.
by fupa troopah October 19, 2019
Get the tech bagsmug. by iplayvnl March 30, 2021
Get the r1z Techmug.