technochocolate

Ancient and mystical delicacy favored by the Aztecs, claimed by Strong Bad to sound a-prettypretty good. Known to induce lightswitch-raves.

"I'm gonna go find me some of that Technochocolate. It sounds a-prettypretty good."

by Wubbzy February 10, 2004

Techno Biscuits

Hot techno beats straight out of the oven. So tasty you just want to take a bite, but still too hot to eat.

1. As the band began to play, Josh got up to dance because it was techno biscuits.

2. Regardless of how tired he was, Josh couldn't resist techno biscuits.

by rsgerman1 November 16, 2009

Techno Viking

Techno Viking, protector of blue haired chicks.

That 'blue haired chick' Techno Viking was protecting is a dude.

by yourmomssisterinlaw January 18, 2011

techno dick

An individual who gets blue balls when their bluetooth doesn't work.

"Shysie was a major techno dick yesterday. I thought he was going to cry when his phone wouldn't sync with his car."

by blanchester June 23, 2008

technochocolateland

Strong Bad's misspelling of Tenochtitlán. From it, derives the word technochocolate.

Greater than the aztecs and their... technochocolateland.

by Mikeguy February 24, 2004

techno smack

English slang for the drug ketamine which is widely used in the underground techno scene. This is because it has somewhat addictive properties (though no where near the level of smack aka heroin) and if you take too much you pass out and k-hole, like you would on Heroin.

Techno smack is killing the scene!

by tektektekno May 30, 2006

techno peasant

Someone who has absolutely no idea how technology works and how to use it.

dude, your mom cant open her own email, what a techno peasant

wow, this noob is a freaking techno peasant he cant even find porn on the internets

by Rocky1`21123123123 January 15, 2008