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teabagged

To stick ones testicles on anothers chin.
Hakim Warrick of Syracuse just teabagged Royal Ivey from Texas on the way to their National Championship.
by Justin March 21, 2004
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teabagging

When one gentleman puts his sac on another gentleman's parts; usually a forehead; preferably while gentleman number two is unconscious.
Ken was happy to provide a session of teabagging after Charlie fell asleep in his quarters last night.
by homewrangler December 18, 2016
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Arabian Teabagging

Arabian teabagging is where one man places his balls on the other mans eye lids and lays the penis flat mimicking the shape of an arabin mans nose!
Ha ha ha check this out, i am arabian teabagging this chump
by GreenSmoke Records April 7, 2010
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teabagging

An act performed by liberal males on other liberal males in which the dominant liberal male (the top) squats over the other liberal male (the bottom) and repeatedly inserts his testicles into the other man's mouth. Variations on teabagging include: (i) the clamped teabag in which the bottom liberal male bites down on the top's testicles while the testicles are in the bottom's mouth, (ii) hot teabagging in which the bottom liberal male inserts one or more fingers into the top's anus while the top dips his testicles in the bottom's mouth, (iii) English teabagging in which both men wear a variety of lingerie while teabagging, (iv) the "Nestle" manuever in which the bottom liberal male also masturbates the top liberal male, (v) the "Nestle with a cherry on top" which combines the "Nestle" with hot teabagging and (vi) full organic teabagging in which the Nestle with a cherry on top is combined with the top liberal male performing fellatio (oral intercourse) on the bottom liberal male. Full organic teabagging can also involve putting some whipped cream on top in which the bottom liberal male ejaculates onto the face of the top liberal male.
Anderson Cooper carefully shaved his testicles this morning in anticipation of a long session of hot teabagging with Keith Olbermann before going on his 360 show. He did not plan his day well and put on make-up before seeing Keith. Once there, Keith went wild and did full organic teabagging and put some whipped cream on top. Anderson's make-up artist had diffculty in fixing his make-up and he was late for the show.
by KingSodom69 April 16, 2009
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Teabaggin Wagon

A car owned by someone who has been dubbed "teabag", probably because his/her name begins with "T" and his/her friends thought it would be clever to come up with a dumb nickname like "teabag". This car probably looks nothing like a wagon.
Who wants to take a ride in the teabaggin wagon?!
by SomeonewhosenameisnotTeabag February 3, 2010
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tabagerie

In Quebec provence, a corner news stand that may specialize in finer tobbacco products, such as cigars. Many have their own humidor.

Also common name for a news stand in a train station, bus station or Metro station that may sell finer tobbacco products like cigars, news papers and some tacky souvenirs, but is not per se a souvenir store exclusively. Similar to a Depaneur, but sells only candy bars and snacks, not staple foods like you would find in a dep.
I stopped in at the tabagerie to get myself a copy of Match magazine to help me with my french lessons.
by G.H. Hadden May 3, 2005
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Tea Bagger

A person, usually on a CB Radio, who waits for the right time to insert a comment in someone elses conversation, thus changing the entire meaning of the sentence intent. This is done by a more powerful voice, signal, or a closer proximity to the hearer. Thus effectively filling the mouth and leaving embarassing virtual nut marks on the talker.
What was actually said "We went to play golf and on hole number seven I nailed the ball, I could hardly believe it! I really had to rub it in!"

What everyone else heard due to a slick Tea Bagger "We went to play golf and on hole number seven I 'shit my pants', I could hardly believe it! I really had to rub it in!"
by LayItOnYou December 15, 2008
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