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Vaggie Tales

A TV show children watch about vaginas seeing the world from a biblical point of view.
They understand about the religion of sexual intercourse and how it develops life through God's word.
Person 1: This show taught me so much about sex.
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: Vaggie Tales.
Person 2: I love it so much.
by gregben June 22, 2021
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hidden talent, keep it hidden

when someone believes that they’re secretly good at something, but in reality they’re terrible
person 1: posts a video of them singing a song horribly
the comments: HIDDEN TALENT, KEEP IT HIDDEN
by inkdemonlives July 16, 2023
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A Sailor's Tale

A story or tale that is not easily believable or seems far-fetched to some. A Sailor's Tale can only be proven true by evidence, or by being seen. A Sailor's Tale may or may not be a lie, but it also may be the truth.

This definition is derived directly from the tale Moby Dick written by Herman Melville who writes about a giant white whale that attacks ships. To some, this is A Sailor's Tale because some people may or may not believe it. This definition is also derived from the 12 century Norwegian tale of a giant squid called the Kraken that would also attack ships and would sink them and doom the crew.
"... And it was a huge rocket in the sky! I could see it!" Johnny excitedly exclaimed to his friends, finishing his story. But his friends said he was telling A Sailor's Tale and walked away without any further interest. Johnny was sad.

"But Mr. Mathers, my dog ate my homework! I swear" Little Bobby told the teacher. But his teacher didn't believed him and gave him an F and said it was A Sailor's Tale. Little Bobby's brother even tried to explain to the teacher it wasn't a lie, but the teacher didn't believe him either.

"I seen a UFO in the sky yesterday" A local told the audience in the microphone at a community meeting in the local historic board house. But some of them didn't believe him and whispered to each other that he was telling A Sailor's Tale and no one raised their hand to speak about it or to talk on it.

No other further word was spoken about UFO's that night, only community concerns about littering. The man who told the UFO story left early and snuck out of embarrassment while everyone was eyes-front and openly busy talking about the littering situation, not paying attention to him.
by A Very Smart Pony October 17, 2016
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billy talent

The fucking greatest rock back to come out of North America in the past decade.
by UnsoundMind June 27, 2003
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talentless

see: hilary duff


hilary has no talent; she can't act or sing.
"hilary duff is proof that you don't have to have talent to make it in the etertainment/music buisness."
by Heather June 27, 2005
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no-talent

by Tai July 7, 2003
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Old Wives Tale

"Dude I wanna know what sex my baby's gonna be"
"Spin a locket around ur wifes belly, depending on the direction of the circle you might either get a boy or a girl"
"Dude thats an Old Wives Tale, I think Im just goin to use an ultra sound"
"Fu** you smart ass!"
by Neil Strauss October 21, 2008
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