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Taking a Donny

Pretending to take a shit, when you are actually playing on your phone to avoid dramatic fucking coworkers.
"Dude you were in the shitter forever, did you eat taco bell? ""No I was taking a Donny. "
by Bluepony33 February 21, 2017
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Taking a Tucker

Having an especially satisfying bowel movement. Can also just mean taking a shit. Named after a man that has bowel movements over 10 times a day.
"I just took a Tucker and I feel better already". It can also be used when experiencing pain. "My stomach is killing me, I think I need to take a Tucker". I'm "taking a Tucker" and somebody comes in and interupts me!
by MMABOY February 4, 2010
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Taking A Bill

1. The elimination of horrible fecal waste through one's anus, more extreme than the average process.

2. Taking an unbelievable shit to the point it's not a shit, it's taking a Bill.

3. A sweat-filled, terribly smelly, wet dump; one in which you must remove your shirt, can only be called taking a Bill.

4. A very time-consuming poop, usually requiring countless wipes and many flushes.
Frank: "Hey, what took you so long? I waited nearly 30 minutes."

Tom: "Screw you man, I was taking a Bill. It was horrible. The wiping would never end."

Frank: "Oh man, I'm so sorry. My bad bro."
by TheGeniusChild June 21, 2011
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taking the nut

when you are sucking a penis and the person ejaculates in your mouth and you swallow it
stacy likes taking the nut because she says spitters and quitters
by taking the nut July 8, 2017
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Jack Take

An opinion so bad about something it goes beyond an L take.
Will: yo, Jack said that battlefield 2042 is “fun”.
Frank: wow thats such a Jack Take.
by Semper-S3XY May 20, 2023
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take leave

Mkaay I guess its time for me to take leave and let you think
by suckamyballs March 5, 2014
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take a snap

To take a bong rip in such a manner that the weed pulls through the bowl piece, down the downstem, and into the water, creating a "snapping" sound.
Yo, can I take a snap of your kush?
by thenameofwisdom November 13, 2020
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