Twarp

A twarp is an asexual organ, often requested by gender-confused individuals. While rarely found in nature, a twarp was genetically engineered by the good scientists behind the spanish inquisition. Since their introduction, they have begun increasingly popular, especially among cubans, mailmen, catholic priests, and Bronies.

It was totally a sure thing, but it turned out she had a twarp.

by Winception December 22, 2014

tarf

usually any kid who thinks hes awesome, likes making venn diagrams, is a wookie / jigglypuff. also tends to enjoy playing Zelda all day, and sleeps in the nude.

In a recent news update, Sean is a tarf.

by woman 1 December 6, 2006

twrf

TWRF That Was Rather Funny

In the world of chatrooms and forums LOL (laughs out loud) is seen all the time, This is used alot, but rarely when used is the user actually laughing out loud, LOL is a lie! People are starting to get annoyed at lol, and alot of people think it has run its course. Enter Twrf at the moment it is a underground chat term just itching to break out into the mainstream.

dave says: i fell down the stairs today, my ass is red raw, im walking around like i have a duck stuck up it!!

John says: TWRF

by Switchmeister October 8, 2005

Twaftershock

The reverberations felt throughout the Twitter community following an earthquake somewhere.

We get it. There was a minor earthquake somewhere and you felt it and had to tell everyone about it. We felt the Twaftershock thousands of miles away, believe me.

by mfleig March 30, 2009

twarp

twist and warp

He was known to twarp any clean joke into something x-rated.

by cspyce74 June 18, 2011

Twerf

A Queef that takes place while Twerking.

Friend 1: Last night at the club downtown i was in the middle of the dance floor twerking and on accident i twerfed.
Friend 2: Ohmygosh did anyone hear?
Friend 1: Yeah everybody stopped and looked at me.
Friend 2: No way.
Friend 1: I was so embarrassed i ran out.

by ishipsebasceil September 7, 2013

twart

The sound a chick emits after withdrawal when air gets trapped in the beave during sex.

Guy: Ah! that was sweet....wait...what the hell was that sound when I pulled out?
Squeeze: Uh. That was a twart you ass-wipe. You put the air there when you rushed to get in before you popped.

by Ginger Thyme October 18, 2007