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Dutch tp

It is the act of throwing used toilet paper (toilet paper already used to clean shit from your ass) at any house other than yours. For further effect piss on the Dutch tp afterwards.
*In baseball game
Bill: "Hey Frank I'm going to the bathroom, do you want me to stop at the concessions stand afterwards to get you something to eat"
Frank: "Nah, but what you can do for me is save some of the toilet paper you're going to use in the bathroom. There's this neighbor of mine who pissed on my dog yesterday and I want to get him back for it by Dutch tp'ing his house."
Bill: "Sure thing"
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Tripple penetration. Oral, vaginal and anal.
She screwed 3 guys at the same time, totalTP!
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Man tp before I smack the shit out of u
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i need tp to enroll in school again
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It means "Their personal slave" You can use it in an argument with a friend, family member or your
bae over text, email or dm
"Jacob u r such a bad friend its like u r tps"
"Mom, Stop he's using u, you r his "tps"
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Jeff: I’m dropping out. I’m not gonna pass this test tomorrow

Me: woah there my guy, TP!!
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'TP' or 'TPism' refers to the art of being a typical pakistani. Many TPs you may identify as speaking like a roadman (ie "fam", "blood" etc), driving a C-class Mercedes, asking "excuse me bruv do you smoke weed by any chance?" and finishing the majority of sentences with "enni bro".

It must be noted that TPs may be driving at outrageous speeds on civilian roads.
"I'm heading small heath next week"

"Christ I've heard thats TP land"
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