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Tokyo Sandblaster

Noun -- Failed Cleveland Steamer in which rectal pressure turns out to be a shart instead of an actual bowel movement. This results in the receiver being peppered by fecal flecks as opposed to the expected full-blown turd.
My one night stand was begging for the Cleveland Steamer. Surprised, I decided to give it a try. I turned around and pushed... As it turns out, it was mostly gas and instead of the Cleveland Steamer, she got the Tokyo Sandblaster. Result? She liked it better! Guess who's not getting called back?
by rugby_101 November 14, 2010
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tokyo fire bomb

(n) Variation on the cajun hot stick. The act of coating your johnson with wasabi and then proceeding to insert into your partner's vagina in the doggy position, not only creating the element of surprise, but also causing her to either surrender or attempt seppuku.
Ryan got pissed at Nicole, so he dropped the Tokyo Fire Bomb on her.
by Boner Binker October 26, 2006
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Tokyo Drift

Getting horrible diarrhea from eating at Japanese airports just after landing.
Bill: Has Bob landed yet?
John: Yeah.
Bill: Ok, where is he?
John: He's on the crapper, he's got the Tokyo Drift.
Bill: He shouldn't have had that Sushi.
Bob (from bathroom): Holy shit! I think I just crapped out part of my small intensines, call a fucking doctor! QUICK!
by Bobert "Dirty" Sanchez June 27, 2009
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Tokyo

Uber hip streets, funky dreads, Lively streets and faster than the speed of sound subways.
Yep biggest city in the world, also most expensive, but culturally enriching.
by Tokyo to Paris November 6, 2003
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Tokyo

noun
1 the largest city in Japan with the population of 12,000,000
by obie September 12, 2003
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tokyo sandblaster

A sexual position where the male is on top of the female, mid thrust, and then Conan O'Brien jumps through the door and says "YippeeKayYay Mister Falcon!"
My girl told me she loved me after we did the Tokyo sandblaster this weekend. Sha-wing!
by shakesfear November 12, 2010
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Tokyo Rollercoaster

The act of shitting down the jap's eye of a man. Not entirely unlike the Alaskan Pipeline and/or Docking.
"Jesus, Agnes. My Jap's eye is so laden full of faeces from that Tokyo Rollercoaster, I'll be jizzing turds for weeks."
by Murfatron/Phil/Kyle/Paul. June 11, 2006
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