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[Cheese Toastie]

Central Illinois wording for a cheese sandwich which is grilled. To make said sandwich butter 1 side of 2 peices of toast put cheese in between non-buttered sides and grill.
by Kitty Catscratch January 3, 2009
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Rescue Toaster

Not actually a toaster at all, a small robot who's primary function is to collect objects from the ground that it desires, such as teeth, to make a necklace. When attacked will retaliate with a large stilson wrench.
See: Sealab 2021

"Some Sort of Rescue Toaster!! Thank God!!"
by Steve March 3, 2005
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overlord of toast

1. The almighty ruler and grand poobah of anything that ever was, is, and ever will be toast and/or toasty.

2. a person who replaces any given word with the word "toast" or its subsidiaries.
1. I rule you beacuse I am the Overlord of Toast!

2a. Go toast yourself.
2b. "How are you today?" "I'm quite toasty, how are you?"
2c. Shut the toast up you mothertoaster!
by Toasty November 28, 2004
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toaster

a toaster uses magical power to turn bread into toast in 2 minutes or something.
toaster something
by nolifejim November 23, 2020
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havana toastie

1: Having a toastie.

2: A sexual term - a man lies down on his back with a rock hard erection. A woman lies on top of him, face down, another man then lies on of of her, so his rock cock is up her ass. Therefore the bitch is being penetrated at two places, front and rear, a havana toastie is sometimes the beginning of a whole orgy, with possibilities including a cock in her mouth, a dildo up his ass, other members whipping them, coming on them or poking them, or perhaps taking pictures. Occasionaluy the whole thing is incoporated into a chocolate fondue, ie. chocolate all over the orgy, and others dipping their food in it, or their cocks, tits and tongues, this will then be licked off by others. Allegedly popularised in havana, cuba.


This can obviously cause confusion e.g: What are you doing? - havana toastie. - eww...get out of my house. etc.


The regualar spelling of toasty is replaced here by toastie, this is the way havana toastie was traditionally spelt.
Husband: Im so horny!
Wife: How about regular sex?
Porter: NO! Whay dont you have a havana tostie?!
Wife: Gee, that sounds mighty fun, lets give it a go!
Chef: I have some chocolate!
Husband: Great!
Porter: *cums self*
Chef: Dont worry, we will mix that spunk in with the chocolate!
Couple down the corridor: ooh! Scrummy!
Two random chicks who are going to join in: Hi! After this we can all go out for a hot lunch!
All: OH YES! WE LOVE TO HOT LUNCH!
Hotel owner: my wife loves havana toasties! we have them every night with the guests! when she is tired she sits out and people lick chocolate off her and come on her hair!
His wife: now i wear a shower cap!

All: ooh, that was a good havana toastie,, lets do it again some time...
by Philly May 13, 2005
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Breakfast Toaster

A breakfast toaster is a sexual act occurring the morning after. In the morning, around breakfast time, you flip your significant other over on their stomach. Then you proceed to rub their buns with vaseline and light them on fire. Hence a breakfast toaster.
Dude, I totally gave Lydia a breakfast toaster this morning! I loves my buns toasted.
by GangstaaNate September 13, 2010
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toasted tomato sandwich

A delicious sandwich!!

1. Start by throwing 2 pieces of bread into the toaster
2. Slice up a tomato
3. When toast comes out of toaster spread Miracle Whip Light on both sides of the bread (use alot)
4. put tomato on bread and sprinkle salt on top
5. eat its so fucking good
by Goostaff The Jew December 2, 2005
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