Today

Is a wonderful day. Not yesterday, not tomorrow and definitely not the day after.

“Today is a wonderful day!”

by yindi December 3, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>I Will Smack Yout Today And Expres It Got Smacked Tomorrow For THe Day After tomorrow<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Will Smack Yout Today And Expres It Got Smacked Tomorrow For THe Day After tomorrow<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Will Smack Yout Today And Expres It Got Smacked Tomorrow For THe Day After tomorrow<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Survive Today

A webtoon story about a main girl facing challenges on bullying as well as many perspectives on other issues.

Girl: Oh my god have you read Survive Today?

Boy: Of course it's so BANGER

by crappyoi February 16, 2021

Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know that she wasn't going to be getting the best of you today.

It wasn't enough to defeat me, not today female Jim Jones.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

Azrie is a bitch? Today is Hari Raya? So?

Azrie is a bitch? Today is Hari Raya? So?

Azrie is a bitch? Today is Hari Raya? So?

by sya1233 April 8, 2025

Not today heifer

When you feel pulled into other people's drama, you might think this.

Not today heifer, not my pasture, not my problem.

by Westsideisbestside August 4, 2022

I SAID WE SAD TODAY!

am meme

trump supporters: BDN SUKS LOKOKLKKLKIOPPOL>O
people with a working brain: um biden is better than-
trump supporters: I SAID WE SAD TODAY!
i said we mad today

by someone else thats not u March 25, 2021