Log cutter

your "butt hole". Your butt hole "cuts" feces
Get out of my face or I'll make you lick my log cutter!

Stick your dick in my log cutter.

Get out of my face or I'll make you lick my log cutter!

Stick your dick in my log cutter.

by CBJFORHELVETE June 22, 2018

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corn log

a huge, thick peice of shit. when you touch it, it feels solid and not hollow.. it usually takes 2-5 flushes to get this bad boy in the ocean

by Phil May 04, 2004

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When you take a big shit and you clog up the toilet.

After not taking a shit for a couple days, i caused a log jammer in one of the toilets at school.

by Byerly May 20, 2005

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Online geek talk for "lots of giggles".
A girly way of saying "lol" (laugh out loud).

Girly 1: "I think Bon Jovi is hot"
Girly 2: "log"
Girly 1: "log"

by 5car June 01, 2005

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when an online site wont load or loads the wrong pages and you need to log out and login again to fix it.

man my facebook confused its links so i had to re-log!

by ottoman711 November 04, 2009

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A fart that passes over a piece of crap before leaving your body.

"Holy crap that fart smells horrible! It must have been off the log."

by Colin January 11, 2004

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When a male holds their pee so long they get a boner.

Yesterday Josh got a water log at the concert because he didn't want to miss the next song.

by The hood dweller July 11, 2008

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