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not a fully laid table

An insult that is directed towards an individual who you think is somehow mentally deficient, unintelligent or downright stupid. Predominantly, if not exclusively, used in the UK.
That guy is acting strange, saying weird things to people. He 's definitely not a fully laid table and needs help.
by creality September 2, 2022
mugGet the not a fully laid tablemug.

Get laid

Getting shot or knocked out by someone or something
by Blm today August 3, 2020
mugGet the Get laidmug.

laid an otter in the kettle

The act of defecating in the kitchen kettle of a person who is hosting a house party, unbeknown to said host.
"Urgh, my head. What happened last night at that party?"
"You laid an otter in the kettle"
by oxo gobbler April 21, 2018
mugGet the laid an otter in the kettlemug.

Get Laid

What a group of people, in many cases, frat boys go around to gang up and rape women. Either coercive or forcefully.
Three dudes walked in on the nervous girl saying "we're gonna get laid."
by pornstitute July 12, 2024
mugGet the Get Laidmug.

loo laid

American: 'I just fucked in the bathroom.'

British: 'Oi, I just got loo laid.'
by Buttzzz September 19, 2014
mugGet the loo laidmug.

laid out and splayed out

I just wanna get fucked, laid out and splayed out.
by babyrumpkisser April 2, 2025
mugGet the laid out and splayed outmug.

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