Group Therapy

A gathering of three or more Lifetime friends.

I can barely hear you over the sobbing din of Group Therapy at the next table.

by Madame Sosostris June 30, 2006

Shotgun Therapy

The only know treatment for "Furryitis", Shotgun Therapy is performed by inserting the barrel of a shotgun into the Furry's mouth and pulling the trigger. Although the treatment has a 100% percent success rate in eliminating the Furry, it's Human host almost never survives the procedure. Shotgun Therapy was invented by Dr. RocketJesus666, MD, in 2010 and was first successfully preformed by him in 2011.

Bob: Hey Ted, did you hear what happened to Steve?

Ted: No, what happened?

Bob: He got Furryitis from 4Chan and had to get Shotgun Therapy.

Ted: Awww, I'll miss Steve, he was a nice guy, but I guess it's for the best.

by Rocket Jesus June 30, 2011

Therapybooker

People who perpetually write Facebook status updates about how depressed they are or how bad their life is so they can get sympathetic comments from their friends.

Mary is such a therapybooker. She really needs to see a counselor.

by English Geek March 15, 2010

Therapy Hangover

When you’re mentally drained after a therapy session and feel like you’re hungover

That session gave me a therapy hangover. I need sleep.

by Enzo0601 January 29, 2021

therapy 13

Therapy 13 is the best payola groupchat on twitter for Taylor Swift stans! They will be attending Taylor’s next tour together and possibly a secret session as well!

Twitter User 1: Who are these idiots asking if someone got kidnapped because they went inactive for like 5 hours?
Twitter User 2: Oh, that has to be Therapy 13! They’re always tweeting about the most random stuff.

by Therapy13 June 1, 2021

therapybutitsfbmemes

One of the only bigger facebook meme accounts in this niche to make their own templates! therapybutitsfbmemes, going by Tyler the Explorer, has the seggiest eyeliner tutorial and the swaggiest memes!

therapybutitsfbmemes - "i think yall should focus on being hot like me instead of how annoying and stupid i am"

by @kitboy_orb June 26, 2021

Therapying

The act of going to therapy or administering therapy. Mainly used in a negative context by someone who is not telling their therapist the whole truth or a therapist who should have taken up another profession.

That therapist is not qualified to be therapying anyone because their life is in shambles.

by Danger Johnes August 9, 2023