Texting

A form of involuntary servitude to one's cell phone. Eventually, this slavery becomes a connection that a person deems neccesary for survival. However, for this person's friends, it is usally an annoyance. If this person and his/her peers are, for instance, playing sports, and his friend throw him the ball, that friend will be displeased to find that the person has given up on the game and has decided to text his girlfriend who has spent the past several hours with.

Johnny: Man, I can't believe it, I'm finally beating you in Halo!

Rick: Yea, man.

Johnny: This is awesome! *looks at Rick* Wait, what are you doing

Rick: *is texting* Uhh... nothing man...

Johnny: COME ON MAN!! You spent the last SIX HOURS at your girlfriends house!!

by a someewhat smart guy July 16, 2009

testin' my gangsta

Checking whether I am a real street thug or just a guy doing the clothes and the talk.

First party out of jail and this little suburban Megan was testin' my gangsta, she only wanted me if I'd really done time.

by old lang guy November 16, 2006

Small Texting

When you just text for the sake of texting. You really have no purpose for your text, but you text anyway."small talk" texting.

Small Texting
"Hey did you have fun last night"
"Yeah! you?"

"Hey"
"Hey, what's up?"

by siphonostele April 26, 2009

Texting

-A stupid way to communicate

-Great way to get into a car accident
-The reason why people cannot spell properly
-The reason why people cannot talk properly
-Something that kids get addicted to
-A warning sign that society is getting dumber

I don't use texting, it's fucking stupid.

by vladik87 September 12, 2009

Texting out

To ask someone out by texting them on a cellular device.

Oh my god I can't believe that Tom is texting out Jess?!?!?! How lame is that.

by sthen November 9, 2007

Filler Texting

When you're texting or IMing somebody and they respond with crappy, half-assed one word answers. Also reffered to as "Being a weenie".

Texter 1: Dude, I just bought five hundred dollars worth of apple sauce!

Texter 2: Kool

Texter One: (in an attempt to end the filller texting) Is it weird that I'm playing Viva Pinata? Cuz I'm pretty sure it's for like five year olds, but I beat Assasin's Creed.

Texter 2: Sure

Texter One: Screw you, you filler texting douche!

by GiraffeBoots December 13, 2010

fuckstick textington

someone who is text messaging on their cell phone and pretending to have a conversation with you and acting like they are listening to you plus probably texting shit about you to someone

two friends are commuting somewhere the one who is driving says hey do you want stop at the store real quick. the passenger is texting on his phone ignoring everything around him being a fuckstick textington

by slick over weight willy October 15, 2013