swinger

a young child who likes to swing on the monkey bars

Damn he's a rull good swinger

by Horny bastard January 9, 2005

Swinger

Sidecar Passenger (AUS) generally known for hanging off the back of a speedway sidecar at high speeds.

Good Swingers have the ability to drink copious amounts of alcohol, possess no fear and live on a strict diet of shale and methanol.

Female swingers are the rarer and more dangerous of the species. Male riders beware the hungry female swinger, especially the British variation.

Aussie passenger to Brit - 'So your a swinger too?'

Brit 'Er no....I just ride bikes with my clothes on'

by PussyWagon306 December 8, 2010

Swinger

A long low hanging cock.

Wow, that cock is a real swinger!

by Mila G December 7, 2009

switters

To find someone attractive or good looking

Oh that guy over there is looking switters

by Hey handsome April 5, 2016

shinterview

An interview for a shit job at a place or organization that is undesirable. The interviewee must present themselves as being keen and diligent whereas they know the interviewer will be a complete boring loser twat.

Damn dude, sorry i cant hang out with you. I've got a shinterview this afternoon.

by a_fool September 1, 2016

Swifter

Much like a swiftie but blindly defend taylor, void of all opinions. Will attack anyone (even other swifties) who disagrees with taylor. They are most commonly found on Instagram within the age range of 9 -13 and 40+. Will most likely have a username like @taylor.swiftie.is.my.fave1989

swifter: "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY QUEEN SHE IS NOT A SNAKE !!! DON'T MESS WITH US🐍🐍🐍"

"The swifters are at it again"

by NewYorkAlligator May 28, 2018

closet swinger

A swinger who hides the fact that they like to have sex with multiple partners and denies doing so, while their partner on the other hand is completely open about his or her sexual encounters with other people.

p1: I THINK I COULD BE A CLOSET SWINGER!
p2: WHY?
p3: I shagged this married man last night.
p4: WHAT?
p5: Please don't tell anyone. If my husband knew he'd kill me, even though he shagged his brother's wife last night and told me to leave the house for a few hours.

by Feist4321 November 26, 2007