sergeant-skidmarks

title used in referrence to someone who is in a position of leadership, yet warrants no respect.

Yeah, I heard you, Sergeant-Skidmarks!

by dorham May 26, 2006

john sergeant

A john sergeant is someone who is kept in a competition by people (the audience) voting in for them even when they are the worst person there.

Person 1: wow did you see that contest last night

person 2: yea i no that guy who won he was so shit

person 1: yea what a John Sergeant

by PG tips May 29, 2009

serg and angie

possibly the cutest couple known to the world. perfect to each other. could not be separated ever, even by a meteorite.

omfg sara! I wish steve & I were like serg and angie! they're perfect!

by serg fool May 9, 2008

Sergio

Sergio: a very talented guy who has the talent of music in his blood. he will respect you even if you disrespect him. He is a religious guy to everyones eyes, but one you get to meet him, you realize he has gone through so much pain and is still trying to heal his wounds. he will make the worst decisions and he always has a really close girl-friend who unfortunately he left, but she'll always be there for him
They are usually also very horny too

Friend:Sergio is...um....ugh....I can't find the word
Crush:perfect?
Friend:um...boo
Crush: talented..
Friend:if
Crush:everything you can ever ask for?
Friend:um...yeah...no
Crush:well he is to me, he's all those things and much more

by a.girl.with.a.broken.heart July 14, 2018

sergio mora

Otherwise known as 'The Latin Snake'. The winner of the first (and currently only) series of 'The Contender'. Never defeated in the programme, and beat title favourite Ishe and Peter Manfredo (the latter whom he beat in the final). A tall and not particularly muscular guy, his strength lies in his mind, a very mentally strong figure. His victory enabled his family to fight emerge from poverty, and his name to emerge into the world of boxing.

"And the winner is.......Sergio Morrrrraaaaaaaaaaa"

by Max July 14, 2005

Snerger

A snerger is somebody, usually male you enjoys to sniff and possibly even lick dirty womens underwear. Snerging is thought to be a hobby of the mentally and sexually ill and any cases of snerging should be reported immediately, with sectioning to follow

Andrew, an avid Snerger was caught sneaking into the you girls bedroom, rifling through the washing basket untill he found some dirty underwear. He then proceeded to Snerge to his hearts content, whilst whispering under his breath, snerge, snerge, snerge

by snergemeistergeneral May 17, 2010

smerge

A word having negative conotations, can be used as a noun, adjective or verb.

Can be used to describe a situation in which someone is being a jerk.

Was first used at the University of Maryland, fall 2004

"Nate stole my candy, he is such a smerge!"

"Jeff stop making fun of me, you're smerging!"

"Matt said Jebba is bad at math, that was a very smerge thing to say"

by the kandiman April 16, 2006