dumb swede

From the movie "Summer Rental". Anyone who says or does something stupid can be called a dumb swede. It's a good insult for any occasion.

Frenchy: I rounded the head off this bolt.
Rich: Ahh you dumb swede!!

by Bluesurf1981 July 15, 2007

SledgeHammer

"big hammer", serious tool, not carried in pocketz,and not used with nails, more like used fo` whacking down anything else.
(also total humour series, starring
by some actor named david, watch out for Sledge.)

lez grab the sledge hammer !

by saywhaaat December 11, 2003

Sweden

A country in Northern Europe which, apparently, has been the target of inferiority complex-generated ridicule from its neighboring countries.

Finns, Norwegians and Danes all fear Sweden (being the hub and catalyst in high-tech Northern Europe), this has generated many negative entries in the Urban Dictionary. Just look around.

by E Goldstein February 15, 2009

snedge

versatile verb adjetive,noun
snedgesnedgin'/snedgingsnedgiest
snedge off
piss up a snedgin' rope go away
snedgetasticwonderful
snedgeville where snedges hang
snedge petal female loved one
snedgearama where many snedges hang
snedge breath morning breath
snedge face ugly person

"you big snedge"
"i fell off the roof of my house and that bleedin snedge just stood there and laughed as the ambulance crew were removing the garden rake from my snegin' left buttock"

by captain snedge pants December 1, 2003

[stedge]

Used as a substitution for a word in a commonly known phrase, so therefore it does not obscure the nuance of the original phrase. Its sole purpose is to inspire and encourage silliness.

To stedge or not to stedge, that is the question.
If it weren’t for bad stedge I’d have no stedge at all.
If you've seen one stedge, you've seen 'em all.
Inquiring minds need to stedge.

by AnnieBzillagurl January 1, 2009

Swedgie

To be hung on a pole or peg by your pantys then dunked in a toilet

I was walking home when my friend said that the girls bathroom had some weird graffiti in one of the stalls so we went to check it out.(oh and im a girl not a pervert). When we got in she said its in the last stall on the left. So we went over and i looked but there was nothing inside except a toilet with year old diarea in it. I started to question her but berfore i could she tied my hands together and put tape around my feet. Then she gave me a swedgie.She hung me by my zebra pantys and dunked my head in the year old diarea. Now for some reason the person who dumped the diarea there clogged the toilet and the school never bothered to fix it so its at the rim with gross watery diarea. Enough for my whole head to go under. When she let me back up i'd gotten some in my mouth. That gave her an idea. She went and got a straw and put one end in the toilet and the other end in my mouth. I immediantly spit it back out but she said if i didnt drink it she would pull on my legs.now i was hanging 2 feet off the ground and my pantys could strech that far without breaking but i still refused. So she went over to my legs and pulled me down to a foot off the ground."oooooooowwwwwww!" I cried "ill drink it! Ill drink it! "Good to hear she said smirking. She made me drink all of it. About 3 quarters threw i barfed and she made me drink the barf. When i had finnaly finished she let me down still tied up and still in a wedgie.

by Alohamrpickle June 19, 2014

Sweden

The most gay country in the world.

My friend: Have you heard about the country Sweden? Me: Nothing except it’s gay.

by Anonymous (Aka, Girl gang) October 14, 2020